A cat walking across a keyboard and calling it code

Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2018
Working on a quick landing page for Clock In #darkmode #frontend @BroganApps @logan_is_itt
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Um. Might be time to become a patron 😅 @WineandCrimePod #SpotifyWrapped
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waiting for this edition of Yes Yes No from @replyall
Replying to @Brandon_Bird
shrimp tail guy is about to get bean dad style milkshake ducked
Y'all know there's official means of White House communication and we're not supposed to get updates from Twitter, right? 🤨 I don't think y'all do.
Hi 👋 Just stopped by to let you know the #FirstAmendment ONLY prohibits the GOVERNMENT from blocking your freedom of speech. Private companies—like #Twitter—do not fall under that umbrella. Again: it’s not censorship if you violate a service agreement. K bye 👋
Respectfully, President Trump: What you're saying is not true. The truth will come out
I spoke to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger yesterday about Fulton County and voter fraud in Georgia. He was unwilling, or unable, to answer questions such as the “ballots under table” scam, ballot destruction, out of state “voters”, dead voters, and more. He has no clue!
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Raise your hand if you have WAY more confidence in Keisha Lance-Bottoms than Brian Kemp. The man is suing to ensure more Georgians die.🤨🤦🏽‍♀️
The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express
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Replying to @jimmyfallon
To the window To the wall Then I might go down the hall 🎵👌🏼 #quarantinequotes #QuarantineLife
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Jordan retweeted
.@EvanAndKatelyn crafted a giant hamster wheel for their cat... it's amazing. youtu.be/v2xtgnYaC4o
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So nice of @Chewy to include a free cat bed in our order @logan_is_itt
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Honestly, I got 2 cartons 🙆‍♀️🤷‍♀️
can we talk about Kroger’s ice cream aisle
Government: “were banning gatherings of 250+ people” 250+ people: *immediately gather at their local Kroger*
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Okay.. y’all being a little dramatic.. they in Kroger like the world finna end! Honey Nut Cheerios can’t save you!
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‘Eat local’ is common advice for a low-carbon diet. But this has little impact on your carbon footprint. Transport accounts for only 6% of food emissions. Focus instead on *what* you eat. Food choices > food miles. Latest @OurWorldinData article: ourworldindata.org/food-choi…
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This is hilarious. A Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and - i kid you not - cows shitting in a field. (short thread).
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