Um. Might be time to become a patron 😅 @WineandCrimePod #SpotifyWrapped
waiting for this edition of Yes Yes No from @replyall
Y'all know there's official means of White House communication and we're not supposed to get updates from Twitter, right? 🤨 I don't think y'all do.
Hi 👋 Just stopped by to let you know the #FirstAmendment ONLY prohibits the GOVERNMENT from blocking your freedom of speech. Private companies—like #Twitter—do not fall under that umbrella. Again: it’s not censorship if you violate a service agreement. K bye 👋
Jordan retweeted
Respectfully, President Trump: What you're saying is not true. The truth will come out
Jordan retweeted
The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express
Jordan retweeted
A daily journal app that you chat with 💬⚡️
meow.ph/thyself
Jordan retweeted
Replying to @jimmyfallon
To the window
To the wall
Then I might go down the hall 🎵👌🏼
#quarantinequotes #QuarantineLife
Jordan retweeted
.@EvanAndKatelyn crafted a giant hamster wheel for their cat... it's amazing. youtu.be/v2xtgnYaC4o
So nice of @Chewy to include a free cat bed in our order @logan_is_itt
Jordan retweeted
Government: “were banning gatherings of 250+ people”
250+ people: *immediately gather at their local Kroger*
Jordan retweeted
Okay.. y’all being a little dramatic.. they in Kroger like the world finna end! Honey Nut Cheerios can’t save you!
Jordan retweeted
‘Eat local’ is common advice for a low-carbon diet.
But this has little impact on your carbon footprint.
Transport accounts for only 6% of food emissions.
Focus instead on *what* you eat. Food choices > food miles.
Latest @OurWorldinData article: ourworldindata.org/food-choi…
Jordan retweeted
This is hilarious. A Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and - i kid you not - cows shitting in a field. (short thread).
The Dribbblisation of Design by @intercom link.medium.com/SonJKKxd12























