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Writer: Complex, Rolling Stone, SPIN Magazine, The Source, Tablet + more. Debut novel, Getting Off out now! LOOK AT ME! The XXXTENTACION Story AVAILABLE NOW!

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AOC just detonated the House floor: 🔥🔥 “Eight senators are giving themselves over $1 million each while robbing Americans of food assistance and healthcare. How is this even on the floor? How can Congress enrich itself by stealing from the American people?” This is the truth of the shutdown deal, millions lose care so senators can cash out.
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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CEASE & DESIST: I, together with many Attorneys and Legal Scholars, am watching the Sanctity of the 2024 Presidential Election very closely because I know, better than most, the rampant Cheating and Skullduggery that has taken place by the Democrats in the 2020 Presidential Election. It was a Disgrace to our Nation! Therefore, the 2024 Election, where Votes have just started being cast, will be under the closest professional scrutiny and, WHEN I WIN, those people that CHEATED will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law, which will include long term prison sentences so that this Depravity of Justice does not happen again. We cannot let our Country further devolve into a Third World Nation, AND WE WON’T! Please beware that this legal exposure extends to Lawyers, Political Operatives, Donors, Illegal Voters, & Corrupt Election Officials. Those involved in unscrupulous behavior will be sought out, caught, and prosecuted at levels, unfortunately, never seen before in our Country.
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I was quoted in a new @RollingStone piece on actor Michael K. Williams, who tragically overdosed. It’s about the rising number of relapses during the pandemic & the reasons why, including the loss of hope/being able to see a future you want to live in to. rollingstone.com/culture/cul…
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The pandemic has made relapses more common, and those coming out of recovery are being hit with a drug supply full of fentanyl. The results are deadly. rol.st/3ASqmtW
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Ibogaine turned Dimitri’s life around, and AA helped him stay off opioids. In the age of Covid, how some in recovery are leaning into the new psychedelics revolution. rol.st/2SEWVdQ
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tfw you learn information that conflicts with deeply held beliefs and you turn to social media to seek help restoring cognitive consonance
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PSA: most important result of a ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ is the return of dogs to the White House.
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In past years, it has been the responsibility of the NYPD to transport ballots from poll sites to the Board of Elections. @NYCMayor and @NYPDShea, we need to see action. Electioneering and partisan activity cannot ever be tolerated by the City.
Police officer in Brooklyn uses a loudspeaker to say "Trump 2020" while on the job
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📣 We need your help. This is the post we hoped to never write, but today marks a huge turning point in The Strand's history. Our revenue has dropped nearly 70% compared to last year, and the loans and cash reserves that have kept us afloat these past months are depleted.
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Announcing winner of #LookAtMe! giveaway in the morning 👀 just decided we’re going with TWO winners. 👏🏾 @JonReiss
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Uh Oh: Myspace Just Sold All the Data About Your Emo Phase to the Russians l8r.it/41Bf
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GIVEAWAY TIME: Excited to partner with @JonReiss and give away a copy of his #LookAtMe! biography of the late XXXTENTACION. 📚 To enter, respond by 11:59 PM tomorrow with your favorite song by X. #LLJ
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Super hyped to be doing something dope with @JonReiss. Announcement coming soon 🤫 #LLJ 🕊
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Fred Perry does not support and is in no way affiliated with the Proud Boys. Read our statement here.

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*exhales cigarette smoke* New York City hasn't been an anarchist jurisdiction since CBGB closed, man.
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Normalise saying ‘I’m not educated enough to speak on it’
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The USPS is a hallmark of America. When Trump defunds the United States Postal Service, he's spitting in the faces of our forefathers. If you support the @USPS, RETWEET this message.
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