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Writer: Complex, Rolling Stone, SPIN Magazine, The Source, Tablet + more. Debut novel, Getting Off out now! LOOK AT ME! The XXXTENTACION Story AVAILABLE NOW!

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In 2030 when you’ve spent four years undoing the mental and physical damage of the last four years know that it was the result of a battle waged upon you by a bunch of conservatives, many of whom just happened to be pedophiles. Know that @joerogan and @elonmusk helped.
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This app is the ugliest place on the planet. @elonmusk should be ashamed.
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AOC just detonated the House floor: 🔥🔥 “Eight senators are giving themselves over $1 million each while robbing Americans of food assistance and healthcare. How is this even on the floor? How can Congress enrich itself by stealing from the American people?” This is the truth of the shutdown deal, millions lose care so senators can cash out.
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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Tell me again about how the Dems are shutting down the government
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Any update on Charlie Kirk’s killer and whet motivated him? Was it leftism? Or was it distinctly not that?
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Dems crying because they lost videos. Repubs being emboldened to be racist videos. Two things there’s no shortage of at the moment.
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It’s fun to watch Trump supporters’ obsession with 1984 but if there’s a they didn’t read in high school they should love Lord of the Flies is the obvious choice. Tell me you can’t hear [Trump Voice] “Look, we need to kill that pig, Piggy. I wouldn’t loose any votes.”
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CEASE & DESIST: I, together with many Attorneys and Legal Scholars, am watching the Sanctity of the 2024 Presidential Election very closely because I know, better than most, the rampant Cheating and Skullduggery that has taken place by the Democrats in the 2020 Presidential Election. It was a Disgrace to our Nation! Therefore, the 2024 Election, where Votes have just started being cast, will be under the closest professional scrutiny and, WHEN I WIN, those people that CHEATED will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law, which will include long term prison sentences so that this Depravity of Justice does not happen again. We cannot let our Country further devolve into a Third World Nation, AND WE WON’T! Please beware that this legal exposure extends to Lawyers, Political Operatives, Donors, Illegal Voters, & Corrupt Election Officials. Those involved in unscrupulous behavior will be sought out, caught, and prosecuted at levels, unfortunately, never seen before in our Country.
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I emerged to say something about TV. I’ve been watching a lot of ‘90s sitcoms. They’re all not that funny and all have a generally mean or problematic ethos. BUT from what I can tell this is least true about the show one might least expect. Married With Children.
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Though MWC is full of jokes about POC’s, LGBT and other marginalized folks they’re balanced with jokes about the white and the wealthy and all the jokes feel like they have more respect for the people they make fun of than almost any other show of the time.
Haven’t posted on anything in a long time. Over the past 6 months or so I almost died (better now save for persistent anemia.). Dad almost died (he’s currently on an LVAD waiting for transplant) and my dog died (this just happened is still killing me) but I am getting better.
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This has been the most challenging couple months of my life. My dad had a massive heart attack about twelve days ago. He’s still in critical care. Weeks after being discharged from the hospital I’m outside another hospital trying to compose myself. I need some strength.
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really appreciate everyone’s help so far. Have a procedure this week that should make things better. Sadly my dad had a massive heart attack like 2 weeks after I was discharged so things are still a major challenge. Here’s a link to cash app and gfm. ❤️ reddit.com/r/XXXTENTACION/co…
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Hey guys. Huge thanks for your help so far. Have an important test on Friday. But there’s been a major setback. Please help if you can or pray. gofund.me/f8355078
Posting once more because it's brought me great joy so far seeing how generous people can be. The link to the GoFundMe for medical stuff is there, and the whole story, reddit.com/r/XXXTENTACION/co…
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reddit.com/r/XXXTENTACION/co… Hey all, some of you may have noticed I haven’t posted here or on Ig or FB in over a year. I’d been feeling off and wasn’t sure why. Finally checked into the ER and for a sense of why.
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I was quoted in a new @RollingStone piece on actor Michael K. Williams, who tragically overdosed. It’s about the rising number of relapses during the pandemic & the reasons why, including the loss of hope/being able to see a future you want to live in to. rollingstone.com/culture/cul…
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The pandemic has made relapses more common, and those coming out of recovery are being hit with a drug supply full of fentanyl. The results are deadly. rol.st/3ASqmtW
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