Grassroots Football Coach, weekend warrior! Simple lad, simple life! Fuck Off ALK

Joined August 2017
In absolute agony but as promised I got this done today to raise funds for a local nursery. I hereby announce my retirement from the ultra world. Got zero enjoyment out of it and only finished it because I'm a stubborn bugger. #ultramarathon #ukrunchat
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#twitterclarets tonight should be fun 😂 Don't know why I get angry, just a joke of a club that keeps on giving!
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Oh burnley fuck off. You are a fucking joke #twitterclarets
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Walker YOU TIT All that hard work for fuck all. #twitterclarets
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Even for a tenner I feel ripped off. Yeah my whole maybe we've turned a corner post has backfired spectacularly 😂 #twitterclarets
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UP THE FUCKING CARROTS! #twitterclarets
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Let's be honest... He called for the break, he went away and grafted in silence... We had Walker pissed, abroad cancelled and a fan base ready to riot.... It didn't look good.. Maybe, just maybe Nicky has made himself heard!? This is the Burnley we wanted. #twitterclarets
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You had the time, you had the power, you've yet to have your finest hour.. REEEEOOOO, ALL WE HEAR IS REO HETATE, REO HETATE! #twitterclarets
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WE'RE ALL HERE FOR REO HETATE, REO HETATE!!! #twitterclarets
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I’ve got two signed sets of darts, I’ll give away the set of whoever wins the World Grand Prix tonight! 🎯 To enter, simply: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 Good luck! 🤞🏼
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Not often you see this! Reet enough pint 7/10 @PintsBeauty
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MATCH DAY GIVEAWAY!⚽️ My weekly football print giveaway returns. TO ENTER; Follow me 👋 Repost this ♻️ 1 winner, 1 A4 print of your choice. 🖼️ Winner announced tomorrow, good luck!
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I’ve teamed up with the legends at @DoubleTopDart to give away a set of the Buzz darts and a shirt of your choice from the new Target launch! 🎯 To be in with a chance, simply: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @DoubleTopDart Winner announced this Friday! Good luck 🤞🏼
Who fancies a @TargetDarts giveaway? 🤔
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🚨 COMPETITION TIME 🚨 Want to WIN a signed @WarringtonRLFC away jersey?   How to enter: 1. Follow O’Neills Sportswear UK ✅ 2. Repost this tweet ✅   Winner will be announced: 05.10.26 Enter again via the link: linktr.ee/oneillssportswearu…
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Dropping Ramazani for Edwards is criminal... Hayen is a strange soul. #twitterclarets
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🚨 Competition time! 🚨 
As the season comes to an end, we're giving away a signed @Saints1890 away jersey! 👕   To enter the draw: 1. Follow O’Neills Sportswear UK ✅  2. Repost this tweet. ✅    Winner announced: 28.09.2026
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Max Weiss.... #twitterclarets
This is arguably the greatest and most embarrassing moment of last season. Imagine doing this in the 91st minute with the scores 0-0 🤣😭
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Super Sunday with the boy. Doesn't get much better 👌🏻🍻 @PintsBeauty
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So glad I chose to do something else with my Saturday afternoon than watch Burnley. Pains me to say it but I'm done with them ruining my weekends! #twitterclarets
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