Gavin Johnson retweeted
My wish for 2016 is that people will put less effort trying to "prove they're right" and more effort trying to understand other perspectives
Gavin Johnson retweeted
Happy #CanadaDay to the world's Ned Flanders who shares a 3,000-mile border with Homer Simpson.
Gavin Johnson retweeted
Lord of Light, make me productive, for the day is short and full of meetings.
Gavin Johnson retweeted
It cost $700 million to reach Pluto. Which seems huge until you realize the new Vikings stadium is costing us $1 billion. #wrongpriorities
Gavin Johnson retweeted
Steps for making friends
1. Identify potential friend
2. Say hi!
3. Break down in front of them
4. You have made an acquaintance!
5. blocked
Gavin Johnson retweeted
yes I'll take one emotional intimacy please and thank you I'll put it in this bag of human closeness
Gavin Johnson retweeted
My cat is sad because he can see into your past, is aware of your mistakes, and thinks you are too hard on yourself.
Gavin Johnson retweeted
Pretty sure the bible says "love thy neighbor," not "love thy neighbor lol no homo"
Gavin Johnson retweeted
Marriage used to be so simple. You'd meet a man, buy his daughter; make awkward conversation til she died in childbirth. What went wrong?
Gavin Johnson retweeted
One day @HBO will admit #GameofThrones was a social experiment to see how much abuse an audience would take for entertainment's sake.
