London Ontario
Joined June 2010
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I feel you, vending machine, I feel you.
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My wish for 2016 is that people will put less effort trying to "prove they're right" and more effort trying to understand other perspectives
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Happy #CanadaDay to the world's Ned Flanders who shares a 3,000-mile border with Homer Simpson.
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Kanye vs. Trump is exactly what America deserves.
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To those of you taking the SATs tomorrow: BCCDECDABBCDEABCDEEBBCEBADEBCDEACBDEACBEDACBCAD. I damn well better see you in church on Sunday.
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I have a @kanyewest complex.
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BREAKING NEWS: CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo
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Lord of Light, make me productive, for the day is short and full of meetings.
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It cost $700 million to reach Pluto. Which seems huge until you realize the new Vikings stadium is costing us $1 billion. #wrongpriorities
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Ran into your ex earlier, they seemed really happy.
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Steps for making friends 1. Identify potential friend 2. Say hi! 3. Break down in front of them 4. You have made an acquaintance! 5. blocked
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yes I'll take one emotional intimacy please and thank you I'll put it in this bag of human closeness
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My cat is sad because he can see into your past, is aware of your mistakes, and thinks you are too hard on yourself.
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Pretty sure the bible says "love thy neighbor," not "love thy neighbor lol no homo"
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Marriage used to be so simple. You'd meet a man, buy his daughter; make awkward conversation til she died in childbirth. What went wrong?
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One day @HBO will admit #GameofThrones was a social experiment to see how much abuse an audience would take for entertainment's sake.
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The headlines on @CNN look more ridiculous than @TheOnion
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