@aloria

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 North Sentinel Island
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Joined December 2007
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I know this isn’t an airport and I don’t need to announce my departure. I’m deleting this app from my phone and will be barely checking Twitter anymore. I am [email protected] on Mastadon, aloriaaaa on Instagram, and I bet you can guess my duck.com email.
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Happy Holidays, losers. – at Antarctica
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GG, Ksum Nole.
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And if anyone wants to help me buy this hell site once it gloriously flames out, you know where to find me.
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The #Theranos sentencing and the cold weather have come at the perfect time.
theranos fleece jumper

ALT theranos fleece jumper

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This book is off to a good start…
first page of The Cement Garden by Ian McEwan

ALT first page of The Cement Garden by Ian McEwan

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Tell me you know nothing about SRE without telling my you know nothing about SRE.
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This is a message to men in relationships with women Particularly if you're with a woman over the age of 35 There's something you need to know about your girl:
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Yeah, I bit the bullet and got a Mastodon account: [email protected] infosec.exchange/web/@aloria…

aloria (@[email protected])

29 Posts, 54 Following, 3.48K Followers · Director of Product Security and chicken nugget sommelier.

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Avocado is overrated. – at Brooklyn, NY
trash jones@jzux2 Nov 2022
what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
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Today I visited the promised land.
Micro Center entrance

ALT Micro Center entrance

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When a problem comes along, you must Wicket. Wicket good. #TrickorTreat
Pekingese dog dressed as a member of Devo

ALT Pekingese dog dressed as a member of Devo

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If you ever feel bad about not having your life together, at least you didn’t drunkenly buy a Battletoads belt buckle approximately half a decade ago and only remember you have it every time you move.
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I don’t like this. Victim blaming. Expecting someone who is a CPA (trained, licensed, these are highly educated pros) to also battle organized cybercrime. Fix the damn technology that let it into his inbox. Technologists are to blame, not users. Accept some responsibility.
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In 2 months I’ll hopefully be in Antarctica. Any digital camera recommendations? I’d like something I don’t need to fiddle around with much or lug around a bunch of lenses. Maybe something like a Lumix? I’ll be shooting film with something I already own.
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Back from Twitter hibernation to ask whyyyy is @Veracode sooooo slooooow
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Like, Jesucristo, give your docker containers 50% more processing ability so I don’t have to wait 2 hours to get the results for our build
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This is the most evil man in the world
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