Freelance journalist. Too fragile to drive a brewery truck and too nervous to steal.

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John Naughton retweeted
Do YOU want to see Shaun kick some zombie ass again?! Then behold, #ShaunoftheDead will return to the big screen later this year, remastered in Dolby Vision and Atmos where available, to celebrate its 20th anniversary! More info on release dates to come! 2/4
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+ COMPETITION + To celebrate the 50th anniversary of The Wicker Man (1973) we are giving away a one-off Summerisle apple crate, 3 prints and a sign*. Follow, RT and like to enter. UK only. Winner will be drawn at 6pm tomorrow (6/11). *No apples...obvs. 🍏 hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
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‘O Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done..’
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Easiest retweet in history
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come with me if you want to LIV e.g. in a horid dorm with bekes wedes dust beetels & other CHIZZES
Sorse (of grate mirth): arrse.co.uk/community/thread…
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Chartbook 208: "as a historian ..." - the courage of Vladimir Kara-Murza , by @adam_tooze open.substack.com/pub/adamto…
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Morning! Your reminder… That election rigging doesn’t come more obvious than this:
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Just chill everyone. BBC has sorted presenter for tomorrow night's MOTD. And his fee - 30 pieces of silver – considerably more reasonable than Mr Lineker's.
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They turned that Asda advert into a film. Not bad either.
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It’s December lads so time to break out this classic
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My brother was a big gamer and loved an online game. When he got too sick to keep playing he logged off his guy in his favourite spot. Since he passed I've been paying his subscription and log on every night. His friends all say goodnight to him. It makes me feel he is still here
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Schoolchildren should be made to learn this speech.
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Johnson's legacy: he got the big calls wrong
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Boris Johnson: Families up and down this country are going to face a very tough winter and we just have to accept that.
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“Please leave. my town.”
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Despite failed assassination attempt, Hitler meets Mussolini at his “Wolf’s Lair” headquarters, even showing off conference room where bomb exploded just hours ago. Führer, exultant & believing he is protected by unique destiny, agrees Mussolini’s request for more German troops.
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Why employ the services of a copywriter and a graphic designer when you yourself can come up with a tortuous slogan and make it look as though you've got a bolt through your brain...?
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Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.
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