@JohnKeysKeys

I'm trying to be less angry | DJ | Lover of all things house and techno | SEO team lead | Sober | ­All thoughts are my own, not my employers

 New Zealand
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Joined March 2013
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the skytower is green because it Can Be Placed there
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open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
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It’s been 7 years since Ronnie O’Sullivan gave this post-match interview in an Australian accent 😂
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D an 🧇@AceMcWicked20h
Timaru, New Zealand
Wander Aesthetic
@NatureRoot88Oct 18
Guess the location?
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Jill Gutowitz@jillboard20h
me going through the group chat reacting to things i missed: hehe, yay. heart heart heart. hearty heart heart. i love my friends me when someone is going through the group chat late and reacting to things: oh great, here comes The Reactor
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One type of purely for engagement tweet I absolutely hate is someone that just types out what happened in a piece of media. It adds absolutely nothing to the conversation.
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LISA🦋@LISA4drillOct 17
i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my cat is naked but she also arrived that
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Andrew@RuRuRunItOct 17
I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.
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Un-fucking-believable
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the number of red bulls safe to consume in one day is between you and your heart
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Was dedicated to training to the airport and saving coin Massive massive delays on the subway. Literally couldn’t get into the platform it was so crowded. I ain’t dealing with that and two big ass bags Bit the bullet and will uber instead. 100usd but is what it is
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Ah k. Probably the right call then. abc7ny.com/amp/post/nyc-subw…
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K we get it You got engaged.
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Just witnessed an actual PUA in action Came into starbies tried to chat up one chick, she said she was taken then saw him run the exact same routine to someone outside lol
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To his credit he was actually pretty respectful! Took rejection well.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerOct 16
Charging up nine devices before a flight so I can feel comforted knowing I’ve got 100% power in nine devices I won’t use during my flight
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sev 🎧@blamgcvOct 16
capitalist john lennon be like
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omg losing your voice is so embarrassing why is my body silencing women
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Look I’m a big believer in beauty is pain but I don’t know how these girls go out in tiny skirts in this 11c NYC weather I’m fucking cold in a sweatshirt and coat They must be fucking freezing
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No political party will ever do it but if someone said “we’re changing the KiwiSaver rules to allow for a second chance at a house deposit” I don’t give a fuck who they are I’d vote for them in heartbeat
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Like I get it The idea is you had a crack at the housing market already. But I don’t got that asset anymore. I don’t have that relationship anymore. Surely I should have a chance to build my future no?
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