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Hog fans getting militant. Love to see it.
Win or lose we #stormthefield Every game ends in a field storming and a $250,000 fine until @ArkRazorbacks fire @HunterYurachek @DrunkBazz @DarkGOAT69
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Tom DeLonge wrote "All the Small Things" in 1999 for a girlfriend who left roses on his staircase. The na na na's were a tribute to the Ramones. He made it deliberately simple so radio would play it, and it became blink-182's only top 10 hit, peaking at #6. Then his life went places no screenwriter would pitch. He married that girlfriend in 2001 and divorced in 2019. He quit the band in 2015 to chase UFOs full time, and for years he was the entertainment industry's favorite punchline. Except his company, To The Stars, released three Navy videos in 2017 that the Pentagon officially confirmed as genuine in 2020. By 2022, Congress was holding its first public UFO hearings in over 50 years, partly because a pop-punk guitarist refused to let it go. Around the same time, his best friend Mark Hoppus was diagnosed with stage 4 lymphoma. He beat it, and the scare put the band back together in 2022 after seven years apart. So now it's October 2026. His hometown Padres are down 0-2 in the NLDS, facing elimination, and a packed Petco Park starts singing a 27-year-old song he wrote about roses on a staircase. He's standing behind the netting in a Padres hat, crying. The girl is gone and the band broke up twice. The government eventually admitted he wasn't crazy. The three chords outlasted every bit of it. He wrote the simplest song he possibly could, and it turned out to be the most durable thing he ever made.
Pretty cool scene with Tom DeLonge tearing up as he watched and heard Petco Park sing “All The Small Things”. So awesome
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Good afternoon. Just a reminder that you used to get 8 clubs for $700 Now...you just get a driver.
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Any other human on earth is swinging at that 2 strike slider
I don’t think the average baseball fan understands how unfathomably hard it is to foul off 104 MPH on the corner and then take a wipeout slider for a ball
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I want a 60 minutes interview with the flydubai relief pilot that managed to pull a 737 MAX out of a Mach 1 nosedive without breaking the airframe or hitting the ground
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We got a LimeWire tweet before GTA 6😳🔥
just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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Pete Crow-Armstrong just had the most all-around valuable season under Statcast He’s the first player to be in the 99th percentile or better in batting, baserunning AND fielding run value for a season (1st tracked in 2016) h/t the wizard @JasonBernard_
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ALEX BREGMAN PLAYING TODAY MY GOODNESS
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Rick is leaving CNBC just as they desperately need someone who understands bonds
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Alex Bregman is back in the Cubs lineup today at DH, five days after taking a foul ball to the face
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The kind of season you'll remember forever.
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America hasn’t stopped building golf courses. They’ve just largely stopped building them for YOU. More than half of the roughly 150 courses currently being built or planned right now are private. Meanwhile, the average golfer is fighting for a $70 tee time on Saturday morning. Something doesn’t add up. MORE ON THIS ➡️ buff.ly/Jo4cLLB
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Alex Bergman just posted an update on his Instagram. Omg
Praying for Alex Bregman. This is brutal 🙏🏼
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Activist: "Farmers pump their cows full of antibiotics. It's in every glass of milk." Dairy farmer: "Do you know what happens if it is?" Activist: "People drink it." Dairy farmer: "The tanker gets tested at the gate. One cow's worth of antibiotic in 20,000 litres and the whole load goes down the drain. Every farm on the run that morning gets their milk tipped, and the farm that did it pays for all of it." Activist: "So you're saying it never happens." Dairy farmer: "I'm saying a treated cow on this farm gets red tape round her leg, goes to the back of the parlour, and her milk goes in a bucket for 6 days. I treat her like she's radioactive, because financially she is." Activist: "You still use them." Dairy farmer: "On a cow that's ill. Same as you. The vet writes it up, the date goes on the wall, and the wall's checked. Use on this farm is about half what it was 10 years ago, and that's every dairy I know." Activist: "Routine use in feed, then." Dairy farmer: "Illegal for years. Growth promoters went 20 years ago. You're describing a chicken shed in a country I don't farm in." Activist: "You can't prove it's not in the milk." Dairy farmer: "I can prove it 3 times a week, because they test it 3 times a week and send me the sheet. When did you last get a sheet on your oat drink?" Activist: "That's different." Dairy farmer: "It is. Nobody tests it. Mine's the most inspected liquid in your kitchen and it's the one you're scared of."
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Pete Crow-Armstrong now has 8 games this year with at least a home run and SB, breaking a tie with 1991 Ryne Sandberg for the most in a season by a Cubs player since the modern SB rule was adopted (1898)
42 HR 102 RBI 37 SB PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG IS DOING IT ALL
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🇺🇸 Look at Me, Ma Bob Beckwith climbed a crushed fire truck just to see the president. He was 69. Retired seven years. Put his helmet back on just so he could help. Bush was supposed to go to the command post. He came around the wreck instead. Beckwith pulled him up. When he started to climb down, Bush said, “Where are you going? Stay right here.” Then the bullhorn: “I can hear you! I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!” At one point Beckwith looked up at the sky. “Look at me, Ma. I’m with the president.” He didn’t see any cameras. Driving home that night he kept thinking, “Who’s going to believe I was with the president?” Neighbors were already coming out of their houses to greet him. Some carried candles. The guy across the street said, “Beck, you were on television.” Inside, his granddaughter was on the couch: “Grandpa, you’re on TV.” He had no idea the whole country had been watching. He saw Bush 11 more times after that. Bush told him he was the man who made him famous. Christmas cards went both ways. He raised money for burned firefighters and told the story when people asked. He died in 2024 at 91. Bush called the house. For a few minutes on that truck the whole country had one feeling.
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After September 11, more than a million tons of the World Trade Center was loaded onto barges and shipped to a garbage dump on Staten Island. Then hundreds of men and women stood at conveyor belts for ten months and picked through every ounce of it by hand. They were looking for people. The place is called Fresh Kills. For fifty years it was the largest landfill in the world. It took its last barge of household trash on March 22, 2001, and shut down for good. New York was finally done with it. Five and a half months later, at two o'clock in the morning on September 12, the landfill's director got a phone call at home. He had just walked in the door. Two trucks were at the gate. They were carrying pieces of the World Trade Center. He drove back. The man who ran the dump would later say, without any drama, that if Fresh Kills had not been closed, this could never have happened. There would have been no room. The garbage would have been in the way. The site was empty. So that is where the towers went. Here is how it worked. At Ground Zero, cranes and grapplers lifted the debris into dump trucks. The trucks drove to a pier on the Hudson. There, the load went onto barges, six hundred tons at a time. The barges were towed down the harbor, past the Statue of Liberty, to Staten Island. More than fifteen hundred barges made the trip. At Fresh Kills, sanitation workers unloaded them onto a hill. And then the sorting began. The debris was mechanically screened into three sizes. Chunks bigger than eight inches. Two to eight inches. A quarter inch to two inches. Anything smaller than a quarter of an inch, the size of a fingernail, fell through the last sieve. Everything above that size went onto a conveyor belt. And along the belts stood the detectives. NYPD. FBI. Port Authority police. Medical examiners. Dressed head to toe in white Tyvek suits, in masks, in gloves, on a hill that stank of jet fuel and pulverized concrete and things nobody wanted to name. Looking down at the belt, hour after hour, as the towers rolled past them a fist-sized chunk at a time. When they saw something, they reached in and took it, and placed it in a white bucket at their feet. A wedding ring. A photo ID. A set of keys. A shoe. A piece of a person. The white buckets went to a tent that served as a morgue. The volume was beyond comprehension. In mid-September the operation was processing 1,750 tons of debris a day. By mid-October, 17,500 tons a day. Ten times more. Round the clock. The 200-acre hill was declared a federal crime scene and stayed one for ten months. A retired NYPD detective later wrote down what a shift looked like, because almost nobody outside knew it existed. You wake at 3 a.m. You get a giant coffee. You drive two hours in the dark from Orange County, through New Jersey, to Staten Island. You park at the bottom of a hill that looks like the end of the world. You put on the white suit. You go to your belt. You stand there. You look. Then you drive two hours home and do it again tomorrow. Sanitation workers pulled sixteen-hour shifts, seven days a week. One of them, a supervisor named Barry Asnes, said afterward what kept him there. We were attacked on our own soil, in the city where I was born. This was personal. The operation did not stop for weather. It did not stop for Christmas. It ran until July 2002. Ten months. By the end, the men and women on that hill had recovered thousands of human remains. Tens of thousands of personal effects. Wallets, badges, wedding bands, photographs, all cleaned and catalogued and returned to families who had nothing else to bury. When they were finished, the remaining material was placed in a 48-acre section of the landfill, a mound two hundred and twenty-five feet high, and covered. It is a park now. Many of the men and women who stood on that hill have lung disease. Asthma. Cancer. PTSD. The air they were breathing, eight and ten and sixteen hours a day, was full of the towers. Some of them have died of it. Almost nobody knows their names. Almost nobody knows the place. Mention Fresh Kills and 9/11 in the same sentence, the retired detective wrote, and most people will have no idea what you are talking about. Here is what you should know. Two thousand seven hundred and fifty-three people were murdered in those towers. Only about six in ten have ever been identified. Every one of those identifications came out of a white bucket. Every wedding ring returned to a widow. Every badge returned to a firehouse. Every fragment of bone matched to a name and buried with a headstone instead of a question mark. Somebody in a white suit, standing at a belt on a garbage dump at four in the morning, reached into the World Trade Center as it rolled past, and picked that person up, and put them in a bucket, and sent them home. They did that for ten months. Nobody applauded on the hill. There was nobody to watch. They did it anyway. 🇺🇸
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Twenty-five years later, some moments are impossible to forget. On the eve of the 25th anniversary of September 11th, former President George W. Bush visited FDNY Ladder Company 3 on Thursday—the firehouse whose apparatus was so badly damaged in the collapse of the World Trade Center that it never returned to service. Today, that rig is preserved at the 9/11 Memorial & Museum. President Bush spoke with members about the days and years that followed the attacks. The bullhorn speech at Ground Zero. That unforgettable first pitch at Yankee Stadium. And the people who stood together when our city—and our country—needed them most. A quarter-century has passed, but the memories remain. #NeverForget
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It’s Tuesday morning and you’re wondering why the teacher just rolled this into the classroom. You’re about to watch horrors beyond your comprehension.
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Delta Flight 15 takes off from Frankfurt at dawn. On board: 218 passengers. Families. Business travelers. A pregnant woman. Shirley Brooks-Jones, 65 years old, heading home to Columbus, Ohio. Five hours into the flight, a note reaches the cockpit. All U.S. airspace is closed. Land immediately. The captain says nothing about why. He tells passengers it's a minor instrument problem. Privately, the crew already knows about the World Trade Center. Gander International Airport. Newfoundland, Canada. Midday. The plane touches down 400 miles off its route. Out the window, passengers count 38 other jumbo jets already parked on the tarmac. By nightfall, 53 international flights sit grounded here. Nearly 6,600 people are stuck, with nowhere to go. Nobody is allowed off. For 28 hours, 218 people sit inside that plane. No real answers. No word on what's happening back home. Here's what makes it worse: most of them don't yet know if their own families are safe. Word finally spreads through the cabin. Two hijacked planes. The towers. The Pentagon. A field in Pennsylvania. The plane goes silent. Gander. Day two. Passengers finally step off the aircraft. They're bused 45 kilometers to a town called Lewisporte. Population: just over 3,300 people. Lewisporte has no idea 218 strangers are about to double its guest capacity overnight. It doesn't matter. The mayor puts out one call for bedding and food. The whole town answers. Schools close. Churches open. The Lions Club clears its hall and sets up cots by hand. High schoolers skip class to serve meals and translate for confused travelers. The pregnant passenger is placed in a home across the street from urgent care. Elderly passengers are welcomed into private houses, not shelters. Phone lines are opened for free, unlimited, day and night. When passengers try to pay shopkeepers back, the answer is always no. Nobody in Lewisporte will take a dollar. Local volunteers even bring out screech, the region's famous rum, and host a mock "screeching-in" ceremony to make the exhausted travelers laugh. For three days, this town of fishermen and loggers cares for people it has never met and will likely never see again. Brooks-Jones later calls it something simple. She says: "the most beautiful experience I have ever had in my life." Gander Airport. Three days later. Departure. Flight 15 is finally cleared to fly home. Before takeoff, Brooks-Jones asks the captain for one thing: permission to speak on the intercom. He hands her the microphone. She reminds everyone what Lewisporte just did for them. Then she asks for something back. Pledge sheets start moving up the aisle. Business travelers write checks. Strangers pass around pens. By the time wheels touch down in Atlanta, passengers have pledged $15,000. Brooks-Jones doesn't stop there. Back in Columbus, she calls the Columbus Foundation. An anonymous donor hears the story and matches it instantly, doubling it to $30,000. In 2002, the fund gets a name: the Lewisporte Area Flight 15 Scholarship Fund. It's built for one purpose. Send local kids to college. More than two decades later. The fund is still active. It has sent more than 300 students from the Lewisporte area to college and trade school. Doctors. Nurses. Engineers. Teachers. Some of them weren't born yet when Flight 15 landed. Brooks-Jones has flown back to Newfoundland more than two dozen times since 2001. She still shows up for graduation ceremonies. The friendships that started on cots in a high school gym are still going, more than 20 years on. Most people who know this story didn't hear it from a history book. They heard it from a Broadway stage. Lewisporte and Gander's kindness became a musical called "Come From Away." It has since played in cities across the world. Few people watching that show realize the scholarship fund behind it is still cutting checks to real students, every single year.
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