I really like flapjacks. No idea what my job is anymore. Played a pig at The London Palladium with the cast of Neighbours. TikTok retr0joe

Ashford, England
Joined July 2010
Had to buy Pepto Bismal and asked the lady at the chemist if she gets the song stuck in her head whenever someone buys it. Straight no. So FYI this is probably the chemist equivalent of asking a taxi driver if they've been busy.
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Americans chiming in on how other countries say things is hilarious considering how they've murdered the word twat
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#OnThisDay in 1997, Helen passed away in her sleep. This was Anne Haddy's final episode as Helen, having played her since the first episode in 1985. This episode had no credits, showing stills of Helen through the years instead #Neighbours #ClassicNeighbours
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Mad. Primetime will be online for the many who watch that way in 4k and full HD 4 days after this
for anyone in the UK wondering… 🇬🇧 “Primetime” releases October 30th, and “You Can See Everything” releases November 20th !
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Cage. Banderas. Season 5 of #TrueDetective starts production in 2027.
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Elon Musk getting waaaaaaay less interactions on posts since the bots went down shows was a massive loser he is. Embarrassing for him.
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Donald Trump really is a prick isn't he
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Ryan Coogler's THE X-FILES reboot has been officially ordered to series over at Hulu. Himesh Patel & Danielle Deadwyler star. Two FBI agents form an unlikely bond when they are assigned to a long-shuttered division devoted to cases involving unexplained phenomena.
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Far more excited for this than I should be. Bring on the overlong montages
First trailer for the ‘BAYWATCH’ reboot, starring Stephen Amell, Noah Beck and Livvy Dunne. Releasing in January on FOX.
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RIP Ray Kolle - the driving force behind the special characters and storylines that made #Neighbours the international phenomenon it was between 1986 and 1992. He also saved the show in the mid 90s with a back to basics reset and the return of the iconic Madge and Harold. (1/2)
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Sad for everyone impacted by the Zavvi closure. This is also how I found out Zavvi still existed
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Will forever defend season 9
God this show was SO good until they killed Glenn off and then it went shite.
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Yes!!
Nicolas Cage confirms that he will star in ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. (via: @EW)
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Thank fuck for that
Russell T Davies categorically said on the Jo Whiley Show that he's not interested in doing Doctor Who for a third time.
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Genuinely weird behaviour getting outraged over a hedgehog
This is not the behaviour of a strong. proud nation. Hedgehogs are delightful but they are not heroes. Our progressive leaders fear and despise our history and its great men and women. So they devalue our currency with whimsy. Pathetic.
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you kids may not believe this, but things were so stable 15 years ago that the news had to start reporting on people seeing Jesus in their toast
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Again, just a shit joke when you consider how convoluted Doctor Who has been for some time.
The BBC launches ‘Doctor Who: TARDIS Crew’, a new series of adventures in time and space  – for viewers who found the last few series a bit too childish and simplistic
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Someone get Roland Emmerich on this
I saw this video about what would happen if the earth stopped spinning.
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