Comedian & writer. Check the link for upcoming gigs

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined April 2010
aaah, grapes. The microdose of wine. – at Dublin City, Ireland
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Great read on the #wizards #forthedistrict #dcfamily #dcaboveall #OtherOldWizardsHashtags #NBA – at Dublin City, Ireland
AJ Dybantsa is the future, Anthony Davis is the legend, but when it comes to the Wizards potential success this season Trae Young is the engine that can turn development into winning by unlocking his basketball Superpower. troyhaliburton.substack.com/…
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physics – at Dublin City, Ireland
you can just take a video of anything and caption it physics
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High Praise
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I wonder what kind of guest list he has up his <cough> sleeves – at Dublin City, Ireland
NBA player & venture capitalist @kylekuzma is launching his own podcast @readtheroomshow where he will discuss a wide range of topics including investing, technology and culture with special guests in partnership with @investedhq.
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youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZee… – at Dublin City, Ireland
Be honest... You get ONE rap song as your walk-up music. What are you choosing? 🎤🔥
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so the "blow my shit smoove off" tweet is in the Hall Of Fame for tweets, right? – at Dublin City, Ireland
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(person who actually could judges all books by covers) Everything ever put out by Penguin Books is the greatest book of all time. – at Dublin City, Ireland
One of the smartest book covers of all time: The Penguin Books rerun of the The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction (1935) by the author Walter Benjamin. Whoever at Penguin came up with this.. I salute you 🫡
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𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑬
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Hey everyone posting Chris Webber and Juwan Howard and Rod Strickland: Y'all booked your colonosopy, right?
What was the Wizards starting 5 in your senior year of HS? Me: ⬇️ PG: Russell Westbrook SG: Bradley Beal SF: Isaac Bonga PF: Rui Hachimura C: Thomas Bryant
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It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈
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It’s just a joke dude. It’s just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy
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Never meat your gyros
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Jim retweeted
and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts
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fixed for d' Dubs yeeeeeowww g'wan – at Dublin City, Ireland
Main innovations in prehistoric Europe. The dates indicate the first widespread use of an innovation and not the first appearance (after Hansen et al. 2016, fig. 1).
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Ireland desperately needs more data centres to address the disastrous data housing crisis. – at Dublin City, Ireland
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a detective who solves all his cases during post nut clarity
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gonna start invoicing my awkward friends for killing the vibe – at Dublin City, Ireland
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<photoshoot in Boston> it's giving... boston
Beacon Hill is Boston coded ☘️
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i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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