@traincamping

I’m like a canary in a cold mind

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2020
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he had a bed frame, a salaried job and his own apartment but as the months wore on and the usual inadequacies and disappointments compiled she swore the frame had lost some of its stature and imagined it was slowly lowering the mattress to its natural home on the floor
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abhore the term and its use but I don’t think the vast majority of right wing men have any claim to the “sensitive young men” moniker
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I don’t identify as one but my parents friends called me “the porcelain child” behind my back and spent many years wallowing if anyone wants to call my credentials into question
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I’ve never seen a pallet less advanced, your pallet is primitive bro
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I never check the weather so I’m eternally surprised by whatever happens
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Joe
@electionsjoeOct 11
It might actually be the worst campaign ad of all time.
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I watch every movie by pulling up a wooden chair and sitting 3 inches away from the tv and here’s my letterbox
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Hans retweeted
audrey@phlegmmeOct 13
We need to tear down the false binary between cars and pedestrians. When we lose sight of our shared humanity on the road, we fail to recognize that within each car there is a pedestrian— and within each pedestrian there is also a car
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(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere (outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of “je ne sais quoi”
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I stopped using this site from 2023 to 2025 because the girl I was seeing made it clear she hated that I posted here, and the final straw in doing so was a late-night argument over this tweet lol
Hans@traincamping24 Mar 2021
a detective who solves all his cases during post nut clarity
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How Zora Neale Hurston was moving in Harlem
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[Holy Roman Empire voice] Insane Clown Posse was neither insane, nor clowns, nor a posse
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How I feel anytime I post a photo of myself on here
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The one chill polyglot YIMBY on the Tower of Babel: hand me another brick, brother
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The holidays see a spike in suicides every year, mostly due to people receiving guns and razor blades and sleeping pills for Christmas and Hanukkah
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Listening to my Charlie Kirk memorial songs playlist to find inner strength after losing visitation rights
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Young men are taking too many peptides and not hearing enough pep talks
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They don't let you take anything from state parks. Not even photographs or memories. It's like Vegas, but your winnings stay at the casino. It's a black hole. No one has any idea what goes on there.
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no such thing as a 3rd space when you’re a grinder and scammer such as myself
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a rage room could never replicate the swell of emotion one feels by chucking a plate at the wall during an argument or smashing your son’s Xbox with a bat
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