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Either you know me or you don't. But I am pretty sure I am the only Jim Lalka out there.

Cleveland
Joined October 2012
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Watching @billmaher "interview" John Fetterman. The good news is that Maher can lick Fetterman's balls without having to sit down. #hbo #billmaherisabitch
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Hey @BetteMidler. Want to help me run against @Sen_JoeManchin in a primary? I'm a gun owning, outdoors loving, liberal, progressive who believes WV needs to move towards the future not cling to the past. Also, I'm a ChemE from WVU. #goeers
In Vegas at the @Bellagio beautiful casino. Video poker game is all jacked up. Won with a $6 bet when I had $36 in credit. Machine told me I now have $9. Been waiting half an hour for someone to explain. Awful.
You know how they say that DeNiro is a great actor because he researches characters for months? Today, I played the role of a guy in a bar hitting on a girl that wants nothing to do with him...DeNiro is a hack. I've been researching this role since 1991. #FuckDeNiro
thrilled to see fellow Mountaineer @quinton_spain is staying in Buffalo #BillsMafia
This is OUTRAGEOUS- who the fuck tucks a football Jersey into jeans?
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Sickening from a delusional, weak-dick draft-dodging shitbag.
During meeting, Trump trashed Mattis, his first defense secretary, calling him “the world’s most overrated general. You know why? He wasn’t tough enough. I captured ISIS. Mattis said it would take 2 years. I captured them in 1 month.” (Per Democratic official.)
We talk about this on @WhiskeyCongress to be released tomorrow.
This is SERIOUSLY fucked. #Repost @tamanduajungle with rep0stapp • • • • • • • *SOUND ON* The earth isn’t dying. It’s being killed. . . On the ground footage of the Amazon burning. You can see the clouds of… instagram.com/p/B1j_HwKl68-/…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
White people used to have a devil & angel on each shoulder that helped them make moral decisions, now it’s a racist and an HR person.
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Replying to @KatiePavlich
He can barely speak English...
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My only complaint about the #Bills draft was that I wanted a WR. In particular, David Sills V (I'm a Mountaineer). Well we got him anyway. Welcome @DS5_ to Buffalo. #BillsMafia #NFL #GoBills
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Jim Lalka retweeted
This Marathon in Scotland Has Stunning Views and a Whole Lot of Whisky foodandwine.com/syndication/…
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Well my left eyebrow is gone! w/@AJDiCosimo @billsquire @_theALPHAbeta @Browns @bakermayfield @God_Son80 @obj
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The first time I watched this fight (replay) I was convinced that they were speeding up the footage because I couldn't believe heavy weights could move that fast.
48 years ago today was arguably the biggest fight in #boxing history. The world stood still for Ali-Frazier I: youtube.com/watch?v=v_TgAc4E…
Watching Clerks for the first time in a long time. Reminds me why I admire @ThatKevinSmith I'm inspired to get back to work on my passion project. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
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FIVE 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 ROW! #SABRES
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The first time someone left of center complains and tells someone to not talk about politics will be the first time. It’s always guys with MAGA in their bios who are terrified to hear anything that challenges their awful opinions. Such snowflakes. Babies need their bottles.
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This is funny. I don't want to debate this issue on Twitter because I am not happy with the Democratic party right now. But this is funny.
It’s some creative people out there, man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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