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JewThings

@JewThings

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Joined October 2014
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JewThings@JewThings23 May 2019
I’m this old
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JewThings@JewThings17 Mar 2018
Everyone pretends they’re Irish on St. Patty’s Day, Hispanic on Cinco de Mayo, yet no one wants to be Jewish on Yom Kippur.
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JewThings@JewThings22 Dec 2019
YOLO: You Only Light One
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JewThings@JewThings27 Nov 2020
THANKSGIVING IS OVER. HAPPY HANUKKAH EVERYONE!
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JewThings@JewThings1 Nov 2019
HALLOWEEN IS OVER. HAPPY HANUKKAH EVERYONE!
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JewThings@JewThings4 Sep 2019
When you hear your friend tell their crush that their mom won’t care they’re not jewish
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@aimhumor11 May 2021
Unbelievable
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The Biden-Harris plan to get this pandemic under control includes free testing and free vaccines available for everyone.
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The way St Louis cuts their bagels @JewThings
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Anderson Cooper, folks.
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.@realDonaldTrump says “horrible things are happening” which I can only assume he means math and democracy
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To all my non-Jewish friends wanting to learn a little bit of Yiddish today... Our word for Donald Trump is “schmuck”
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Jewish Summer Camp: Where dunking on a six foot hoop gives you the confidence to one day pass the bar exam.
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please stop making white people look even worse, Alison and also stop speaking on behalf of Jews thanks girlie !
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Me at 9:05 trying to get a Big Mac ... xitter.cf/findurmeme/status/1187…
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We will be issuing an order closing all bars and restaurants in #Ohio beginning at 9:00 tonight.
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The Talmud provides guidance on how much one should drink on Purim, but unfortunately says nothing about random character formatting errors.
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JewThings@JewThings26 Feb 2020
*hears someone mention Haman* Me:
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me: you got something there...on your forehead.... them: it’s ash wednesday me: yeah...but the schmutz..... them: me:
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Shoutout to all the observant Jews who shut down all electronics on Shabbat. I once put my phone on airplane mode and had a full-on panic attack.
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