I have brown eyes and hair. My body is uncomfortably hairy. My dream is to crack 5’8. Most things upset my stomach.
New York, NY
Joined December 2010
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“Fight antisemitism” t-shirts spotted front row at tonight’s @BrooklynNets game in response to Kyrie Irving’s promotion of an antisemitic book - ‘Hebrews to Negroes: Wake Up Black America’
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The Jewish community is facing an epidemic of hate. We must all stand united and speak out against antisemitism. No person of any faith should have to fear violence because of what they believe.
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We really need to cool it with the antisemitism or my mom is never going to stop sending me articles.
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The bagel had been attached to his harness. We are ready for action.
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We were shit talking @kanyewest
When a Jewish legend comes to Lexington, he is greeted with an opportunity to do a Mitzvah!
Welcome @sammorril! Happy Sukkos!
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An Austrian immigrant, he was one of the so-called Ritchie Boys, who were trained at a secret Army intelligence camp to serve in World War II. When asked last year what he had been trained to do, he responded, "Wear civilian clothes, pass messages, kill." nyti.ms/3xvuKzm
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The best way to describe my mom is that she’s the woman you barely know who comments “FABULOUS!! 🤩🤩🤩” on all of your mom’s Facebook posts about you.
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It’s a bad time for New York City bagels. But the world's best bagels might just be a bit further east. @imjasondiamond reports on what makes Long Island bagels so great nym.ag/3R4i9Ly
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The funniest thing that’s ever happened to me in my entire life happened today (a thread). Below is a picture of the party favor from my bar mitzvah. A random boutique in New Jersey was selling It and claiming It to be a vintage @AROD shirt 😂😂
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when my parents asked me to go to temple again after my bar mitzvah
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Jewish comedy titan Norman Lear turns 100 years old today. jta.org/2022/07/27/culture/t…
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this hearing is really missing the Curb Your Enthusiasm music in the background
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"You're my hero," @BenStiller tells @ZelenskyyUa during their meeting in Kyiv.
📽️ Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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A lawsuit filed last week by a South Florida synagogue challenges new legislation in the state banning most abortions after 15 weeks, saying it violates the State Constitution’s right to privacy and freedom of religion.
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.@JewdyGold is a comedy legend and an expert on everything Jewish. She joined @EliotGlazer to make some picks on 2 Jews Choose.
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Curb your opinions. @SusieEssman and @eliotglazer are making decisions on 2 Jews Choose.
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REST IN PEACE: Actress Liz Sheridan, best known for playing Jerry's mom on "Seinfeld," died early Friday morning of natural causes just days after her 93rd birthday, according to her manager. 🙏🏼🕊️ abc7.la/3KQA30Y
