I have brown eyes and hair. My body is uncomfortably hairy. My dream is to crack 5’8. Most things upset my stomach.
New York, NY
Joined December 2010
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Me, 2010: “I just got a smartphone and want to combine my love of Judaism and humor in a parody Twitter account.”
Me, 2022: “I remember when this site functioned and I didn’t get DMs from people with Nazi avatars.”
I’ve been out of the “influencer game” for a years because I like job benefits and have self-respect. These were my fav series:
- #TextsFromMomTuesday
- Screenshots of the Tulane Moms Facebook group (while public)
- Traveling to Hillels across the US
This has been fun while it has lasted—it’s how I made friends when I first moved to NYC, supported Birthright, and I even dated someone who slid into my DMs.
But lately, I’m getting “last night of camp” vibes on Twitter. Time to queue up: youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1Ka…
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“Fight antisemitism” t-shirts spotted front row at tonight’s @BrooklynNets game in response to Kyrie Irving’s promotion of an antisemitic book - ‘Hebrews to Negroes: Wake Up Black America’
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The Jewish community is facing an epidemic of hate. We must all stand united and speak out against antisemitism. No person of any faith should have to fear violence because of what they believe.
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We really need to cool it with the antisemitism or my mom is never going to stop sending me articles.
“I took my allergy pill—I’m good.” - Alexa reppin’ our people on #LoveIsBlind3
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The bagel had been attached to his harness. We are ready for action.
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We were shit talking @kanyewest
When a Jewish legend comes to Lexington, he is greeted with an opportunity to do a Mitzvah!
Welcome @sammorril! Happy Sukkos!
Just started watching a new Netflix game show and of course one of the contestants went to the same sleepaway camp as me.
Being Jewish means meeting a stranger and later finding out her grandparents are longtime friends of a close friend’s grandparents…and that said friend was a camp counselor for the cousins.
