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jess armstrong

@JessicaA929

sensitive gansta

Joined February 2012
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@omgsidewalksNov 13
Dear Microsoft, No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health. Happy Friday All Sincerely, Every corporate employee.😭
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yall i think my dog is going senile in her old age
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alexis ❀@RTRNTOSNDRNov 11
ALL MY CLIENTS SAFE!!!!!!!! I AM SO UP RN #dwts
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in the mood to throw some ass
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۟@ctrldoveNov 4
i finally understand how this feels.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczNov 4
Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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@RaviMGuptaNov 4
The last time Kansas elected a Democratic Senator, Herbert Hoover was president, Babe Ruth was playing for the Yankees, and Elvis hadn’t been born.
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sam greisman@SAMGREISNov 4
Is it….are we…libbing out?
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syd*@sydsofarNov 3
the hottest girl you’ve ever seen in your life is voting blue today
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hate this stupid fucking holiday
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kat ✮⋆˙@lovedwtsislandOct 21
this was beautiful #dwts
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OH MY GOD JULIA I'M SOBBING🥹 #DWTS #10thingsihateaboutyou
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AMBER & PASHA WITH THIS CONTEMPORARY FOR HER SISTER... HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST ROUTINES I HAVE SEEN ON THIS SHOW. WOW THAT GAVE ME FULL CHILLS.... THAT WAS POWERFUL #DWTS #DancingWithTheStars #DWTS35 #DedicationNight
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ang 🍂@ghostinivyOct 14
do the judges want connor to k** himself i’m confused?? like that’s my friend #dwts
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holy hell
kat ✮⋆˙ (@lovedwtsisland) profile picturekat ✮⋆˙@lovedwtsislandOct 14
this was insane 😭😭😭😭 #dwts
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first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
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i wish i could erase the last 2 years from my memory
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how my QB get me negative points this week
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but god forbid they show t swift for 30 seconds during a chiefs game… fuck yall
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@DeadMattBounceOct 9
You may not like it but this is what college football is all about
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hayley🐞@coffeeandacheckOct 2
everyone line up i’m taking us all out
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