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(re)tired.

San Antonio, TX
Joined December 2014
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I am no longer making films, videos, or any media. I know that absolutely no one gives a shit. Goodbye.
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Zelda and Pokémon are on the same console and the differences in quality between the two is staggering. Zelda ToTK has magnified how abused the mainline Pokémon franchise is. Every minute spent in Zelda is a minute wishing Pokémon was at this level of quality.
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I hate the boogers that get stuck to the way back of your nose and you can’t quite dig them out.
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You wish you could be as cool as 18 year old me.
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RIP The Winnebago Man. "I don't want any more bullshit any time during the day. From anyone. That includes me."
R.I.P. Jack Rebney, the '80s RV salesman whose hilarious, profanity-strewn, on-the-job meltdown was a forerunner of the viral video and became the subject of the documentary WINNEBAGO MAN. We encourage you to read this moving note his friend Keith posted on Facebook.
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Everybody wants to change the world But no one wants to die
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Fans are the worst part of anything.
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Nah @COSAGOV #SAPD are bigger criminals and more deadly than this dude could ever imagine to be.
Replying to @JesseFilmmaker
we understand your frustration! when content is reported, it doesn't get taken down right away bc we carefully review each report & take action once we confirm that it violates our policies. also, you can contact your local law enforcement if you feel like your safety is at risk
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Everyone simping for blue check mark when red X marks the spot.
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I’m just so sick of being broke, tired, and in pain.
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BREAKING: Jonathan Majors was arrested today on charges of strangulation, assault and harassment... Full details: thedirect.com/article/ant-ma…
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My mental health is poor. Overwhelmed and stressed, focusing on the tiny positive in my arms helps.
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Funny I’ll let Reddit recommend me products or ways to do things, but I will never ever trust any of them with movie recommendations.
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I’m glad I’m fat and ugly right now because people leave me alone.
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Even though I never played Dr. Mario World, I am sad it got shut down because there was nothing funnier than seeing what character they would bullshit into being a doctor:
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Damn savage af
Replying to @_SplashDash
Unpolished, ugly, trying something entirely new, has a blue hedgehog fella in it
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Jesse ❌ retweeted
I hate it when artists redesign official Pokémon that are goofy/simpler into something extremely edgy/less creative 🤡
Ugh... I tend to dislike this format, but I had this idea, and I have a feeling I'll def regret it, but... What Fakemon opinion got you like this?
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Look everyone I can’t just have some celebrity coming into my world and claiming he’s king, OKAY? Sigh, 36 years old and still acting like I’m on the playground 😅
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