bubble girl

I get a little sad around the holidays but also all year round.

Which one are you? 1. You have a healthy relationship to social media 2. You have seen every video on the entire internet

If I ever told you that you were amazing, calm down. I have very low standards.

Not to brag but my parents ignored me and that was way before cell phones were ever invented.

The best and worst part about getting older is having so much emotional clarity.

Labor Day weekend. Or as I like to call it, finally I can be fat again.

If aliens come down, do we still have to go to work tomorrow? Because if so, I really don’t care.