bubble girl

I’m a hater, but I’m not spreading hate. I’m just harboring it in my soul.

Privacy is now my luxury, my style and my peace.

When you are smart, that doesn’t mean you’re not a dumb bitch.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but - Okay it’s me. I don’t need a new cup.

There’s a new crossing guard at the corner of my street. I am not making eye contact, because then I am going to have to wave at him every morning. I’m not starting that!

My New Year’s resolution is to stop coughing.

I don’t believe it’s 2024. I think it’s a lie.

I subscribe to the belief that the last 3 years haven’t “really” happened.

Only a few days until everyone begins their healing journeys.

How about a hallmark movie where the main character’s back and hips are killing her because she’s sitting on the floor for too long wrapping Christmas gifts!

There’s no law that says I can’t park at an electric car space even though I don’t have an electric car.

Name a woman ME: your mom

Is it normal that I'm sitting at a bar with a cocktail ordering Cascade dishwasher tabs and other stuff from Amazon?

Stores in Staten Island are like, that’s $10 cash or $38 if you use your credit card.

I care about everything and nothing all at the same time.