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San Francisco, CA
Joined June 2008
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moderator: you have 1 minute trump:
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Milla Jovovich answers fan questions in an online chat on AOL, 1995.
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why did I stay up till 3am making a von dutch brat coconut tree edit featuring kamala harris and why can’t I stop watching it on repeat
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part of my writing process is opening a document then doing *literally* anything else
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If they can’t handle your burnout, they don’t deserve your dopamine highs.
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I knew I should have become a fake heiress instead of this freelance nonsense.
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Jess Bee 🐝 retweeted
One of the scariest thing about being a journalist is that every time you finish writing an article, you're going to have to write another one
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women's healthcare is being told to put on a paper gown and try taking birth control until you die
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Another huge sigh. Per the Inciweb map, the #CedarCreekFire has overtaken Wall Creek, potentially claiming yet another gem of the area. Also known as the “meditation pools,” these hot springs hidden in the old growth are a special place for me and many other Oregonians.
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Rice crops contribute more than $5 billion a year and tens of thousands of jobs to California’s economy, and the Sacramento River Valley is among the top producers. But one side of the valley is faring decidedly better than the other. sfchronicle.com/climate/arti…
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Jess Bee 🐝 retweeted
Dont try to fool us. We know you just bleached the wig
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Jess Bee 🐝 retweeted
#RadfordFire Snow Summit Big Bear Ca. 1000 acres 2% containment. Photo David Russell.
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Beautiful shot of @Ten_Tanker dropping on the Radford Fire in Big Bear California. Thanks to the Substack subscriber who sent this in. #bigbear #California #RadfordFire #wildfire
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More incredible aerial 🎥footage of the #CedarCreekFire that gives some perspective on the enormity and complexity of this fire. As of the September 5, the fire is 16,304 acres and 12% contained. The fire saw 7,009 acres of growth overnight. Video🎥: Dan Martin, NW IMT 6.
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Breaking: Scientists have found trees growing in the Arctic tundra for the first time. The "shocked" scientists who made the discovery said that such a dramatic ecological shift "wasn’t supposed to happen for a hundred years or more, going by the models."
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Replying to @JessBeeGood
From Ted Chiang! I’m not the wise one, he is. I’m merely the messenger 💜
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I really feel like it’s time that people stop saying we don’t know how bad it’s going to get. We actually do. Because they’re telling us. And some of us have been telling you literally for years. All you have to do is listen.
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Jess Bee 🐝 retweeted
It's funny when people who had mild cases of Covid use their experience to argue against precautions. Can you imagine saying, well, I was in a car accident and it was minor so go ahead, drink & text, drink & drive, whatever.
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While orca sightings off the coast of New England are uncommon, killer whales have made their presence known before, including in the waters near Cape Cod, marine experts said. A solitary orca named "Old Thom" has become a bit of a legend in New England. trib.al/cZyNWdv
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