Barely using this anymore. Also barely on Bluesky: https://xitter.cf/t.co/GtIVgSXhQS. Just email me: [email protected]
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My very smart cousin turned me on to @arishapiro and @AudieCornish's podcast Engagement Party and it got me through a 10 mile run today and for that I'm very grateful.
New from me. Honored to be trusted with these stories.
“The outpouring of love I received helped me to realize that her short time on this earth left an impact that could never be forgotten.” slate.trib.al/ss3VqFY
Interviewer: do you have experience in a fast-paced environment?
Me: I can keep up with how often I need to shave my legs, so yes.
People who aren't in school, have no children in school, do not work in schools and do not have any relation to the school year calendar, do you still get anxious about the end of the summer (specifically because of its associations with going back to school)?
37%Yes
44%No
19%Kind of
27 votes • Final resultsWe don't talk nearly enough about how you can look at the wedding registries of complete strangers and ostensibly buy them gifts and confuse the shit out of them.
are other people in Brooklyn not able to connect to @Verizon wifi today?
My latest take. Shoutout to @Slate's team for keeping it a place for writers to be smart about dumb things. It feels like the old days of the internet where the brightest people you knew were investigating the stupidest shit you could think of and did it brilliantly.
I made my dating profile weird on purpose. It’s surprisingly effective. slate.trib.al/mdEeKTZ
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HEY:
Player and their primary partner date solo. No one’s thrilled about it, but it’s the only way they can maintain the appearance of a happy marriage that hasn’t been sexually satisfying in years. Still, it’s the suburbs, and people talk.
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Writers, take note! The 2026 Oxbelly Retreat for fiction and screenwriting will be at Costa Navarino in Messinia, Greece from July 1 to 9, 2026. The deadline is January 14, 2026. There's no cost to apply and all expenses for fellows are covered. Application link in thread.
My @mcsweeneys' debut! Just in time for the second night of hannukah. My parents would be proud.
it's like recovering from a hangover without the regret but with the same amount of self-loathing (that's always though)