@JasonDFW

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
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yiqing@rhaenyrastoker18h
since everyone is sharing their fav nathan bit mine is him doing the asian accent. kills me every single time
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@cryptedcolaOct 18
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If so inclined, give it a listen on.soundcloud.com/8ucfbjXMjM…
Daft Pun@CooperEarlJonesOct 18
Remaking one of my favorite Daft Punk songs and enjoying the evening
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The most freeing thing I realize every once in a while is I don't have to watch football when I don't want to. If it's not a game I'm interested in, I can just go to Hobby Lobby and Lowe's for more discounted Halloween and fall decorations. Feels good.
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Yeah I know
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I walked around Hobby Lobby like 5 times looking for Halloween decorations. Almost asked an employee if I was too late. Just now learning they don't see them because their CEO is scared of witches.
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I wasn't paying close attention to the game, but of course it was RGIII. I think he's probably where I've heard it before lol
Jason@JasonDFWOct 17
The guy on the tech game said "he's got more moves than a military family" and I've heard it before but my god that's so funny and also so mean 😂😭
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The guy on the tech game said "he's got more moves than a military family" and I've heard it before but my god that's so funny and also so mean 😂😭
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kendall@filmbittenOct 17
there’s a new nathan fielder meta commentary that blurs the lines between documentary filmmaking and narrative storytelling that’s supposed to be nuts
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RIP Bodhi
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how it feels to be vulnerable with someone who doesn't care
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Palms are sweaty, knees weak, prescription’s ready
Nate Jones
@JonesOnTheNBAOct 14
I need a gallery of all the older coaches wearing the new Nike NBA team gear. 🤣🤣 I also need reporters that see them in it to start asking them how they feel about it. Will get some classic answers 🤣
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I am become Calvin's Dad
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
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@HVMHaberOct 14
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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Dustin Hoffman ruined hard boiled eggs for me
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What I feel like getting my 100 qt Sterilite full of LL Bean cardigans out of storage for the first fall weather weekend of the year
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Jason retweeted
charles@chuucleOct 14
Are women not allowed to say “we don’t like being called whores”
Kentavious Tripleflips@GmingClipzOct 13
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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I always imagine this is @redrhino300 dancing at @BJ_owns wedding. @NotJackKemp @bracketdan
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Happy Sudden Departure Day to those who celebrate. #October14 #TheLeftovers #HBO
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Kate@KateradeOct 13
Freddy absolutely raving about the Texas state fair makes him more of a psyop/plant in my mind than anything else he's done
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