@Katerade

A cavalcade of dipshittery

Joined May 2008
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Freddy absolutely raving about the Texas state fair makes him more of a psyop/plant in my mind than anything else he's done
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bee bob cher cats
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Meg@megannn_lynne21h
sheet pan meals always seem really enticing but then it’s like ok. well that’s still just chicken & vegetables
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All I'm learning from The Discourse today is that the hot sluts of any gender do not work out at suburban North Carolina Planet Fitnesses at 5AM. I feel cheated.
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I’m a reverse hypochondriac. I assume all symptoms are psychosomatic until proven otherwise and I never go to the dr cuz it’s probably in my head anyway
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That's it?? Ngl when I read "animatronic bird" I was definitely thinking more along the lines of the Showbiz Pizza Rock-afire Explosion.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 11
this being the bird kelly clarkson wanted to buy😭
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Tornado Warning! At the Greek Fiesta
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MY TWITTER IS LIKE A CRAZY JAZZ SONG WHERE YOU READ THE TWEETS THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN THERE INSTEAD OF THE ONES I TWEETED
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I did not need another concert tshirt and yet here we are
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ra@feistypossumOct 10
Six minutes in a microwave would fix you
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Signing up for a BJ's membership just for the jokes
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GIN AND SMOKE AND LIES
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BOOMER FUCKIN SOONER
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Kate@KateradeOct 10
Boomer, and as many are saying, also Sooner
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There's owls at this bar! That great horned owl wants my eyeballs!
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Replying to @Katerade
I thought this from that Freddie account
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Bleeding out in a Sheetz bathroom is kinda how we all knew this would end, right?
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October 10th, I put on jeans, and I hated every minute of it. Get me to March.
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Boomer, and as many are saying, also Sooner
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