@JasonAtDavid
 Glasgow
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Being paid to write about politics without understanding what it is about can only be experienced as one bewilderment after another.
Ian Dunt
@IanDunt6 Oct 2024
For fuck sake. On the basis of what? Nothing at all. Why in God's name would they take this decision.
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this is the equivalent of me interviewing for the CEO position of a company and when they ask me why I'll save the business, I tell them I finished all my vegetables once 30 years ago which makes me more than qualified
Acyn
@Acyn28 Sep 2024
Question:,What actions will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America? Trump: I was honored as the man of the year. Maybe 20 years ago. The fake news heard about it and said, it never happened…
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Super 🦝@QBlanson5 Aug 2024
Replying to @bbyskylarmae
If you’re looking for benefits from being a good person you’re not a good person.
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Please do. Because I'mma be right here speaking on synchronized swimming knowing I can't go beyond waist deep in the tub. Mind your business about my Olympic passions, Margaret.
Sydney Colson@SydJColson30 Jul 2024
It’s so weird to act like people can’t discuss a sport during the Olympics if we don’t watch it year round. Get a grip 😂
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I don't like the phrase "Eat, drink and be merry". The third one is considerably harder than the first two. It's like saying "Breathe, blink and start a small business".
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It’s so bloody ironic that the advertising industry rages against the latest #iPad ad for destroying „tools of human creativity“ while simultaneously drinking the cool-aid of the Generative AI tech bros.
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Olaf Falafel@OFalafel5 Jul 2023
J’Accuzzi
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This is the best dek I’ve seen in a 100 years
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Thinking of starting a company that offers billionaires a ride inside an oil barrel that is then hoofed into a volcano. Tickets start at $1 million each, $5 million for a premium ticket which includes early boarding
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I think it meant when we were under threat from an apex predator we could bemuse them with a pun, buying us precious time to escape while they were sighing and rolling their eyes.
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Please let Captain Tom’s daughter be played by Julia Davis in the biopic.
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Our docco on @MrDavidReviews 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Uncommon@uncommon_studio27 Jun 2023
We Were Here x 'The Musicians' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @MrDavidReviews 🙏 . 'Fo Sho comprises of three sisters - black & Jewish Ukranians forced to leave their home. The siblings aim to show what refugees are capable of in this UNHCR documentary.' Read more 🔽 davidreviews.com/Work/2023/U…
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The picture we pick is the one that yall actually look like
Jem@Jem__Oj29 Jun 2023
Men will pick the funniest-looking picture you have and decide that that one is their favorite.
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Marcellus@westWimDon2 Jul 2023
Replying to @charlietabloid
Broad demonstrated why there is an element of trust about when a ball is dead by showing what it would be like if there wasn’t.
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Adam@adamgreattweet30 Jun 2023
Orcas have done more for social justice than the Supreme Court has this year
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lucy siegle@lucysiegle1 Jul 2023
Beyond disappointing that @pollytoynbee can salute the courage of those of us who out abusive men (as suggested in this piece of hers) AND promote her @AtlanticBooks new book on Nick Cohen’s podcast. Expected solidarity got a ‘fuck you’! theguardian.com/commentisfre…

#MeToo has got men quaking in the corridors of power. That’s something to celebrate | Polly Toynbee

Toppling the mightiest abusers matters – it tells schoolchildren that our culture will no longer condone sexual aggression, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee

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Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar29 Jun 2023
I actually would have believed it.
George Osborne
@George_Osborne29 Jun 2023
If you’d told me 10 years ago I’d team up with @edballs I’d never have believed you. But life is full of great surprises. This autumn my frenemy and I will bring you a podcast that will explain how political decisions are really made and explore the big economic questions we face
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Yo @elonmusk take the characters away, we tired of think pieces. Bring that 140 back
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We Will Mock You
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM18 Jun 2023
Please suggest a name for this new West End musical. #PartygateVideo
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lucy siegle@lucysiegle16 Jun 2023
As a fourth woman has bravely shared her story on the reality of Andrew Tate thanks to great reporting by @alipantony perhaps The Observer newspaper would like to apologise for this grim bit of equivocation?
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