@Jaredreturns

Anarchist. INFJ. hockey. wood working. dogs. leave me alone. lnp.

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Joined December 2021
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It is with the heaviest of hearts, we sent Harvey across the rainbow bridge today. His health declined rapidly and we had no idea. Harvey was my best friend, side kick, and confidant for almost 11 years. We’ve traveled the country together. Moved across the country.
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Whoa now. Old guy golf announcer just said “I don’t have any colored socks. They’re mostly white” Colored, sir?
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Chess boards too!
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Christmas is coming. Anyone looking for some handmade wooden gifts? Cutting boards, picture frames, display boxes, phone stands.
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Devastating news for Brittany G.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 20
BREAKING: WNBA formally tells Congress that only biological women can play in the league, declaring Enes Kanter Freedom & Royce White ineligible because "both are men.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The WNBA's Oct 16 letter states "only women are eligible to play in the WNBA" and the individuals "are both men" without using "biological" or defining "women"; the CBA uses identical wording. foxnews.com/outkick-sports… tmz.com/2026/10/20/ene… x.com/EnesFreedom/st…
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I couldnt win faceoffs
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Half A Pond
@Half_A_PondOct 18
Anybody who tells you they have a small business but aren’t in it for the money is being at least a little dishonest. Unless it’s a tiny hobby business, of course we want to make money. Myself, I want to make enough money to quit my day job and do this full time. But most of us maintain strong principles. There are some things you just don’t do. Not everyone operates that way.
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The hat better taste just as good as the sauce.
Half A Pond
@Half_A_PondOct 17
It’s Friday. Let’s do a Weekend Giveaway! One winner get a KRS Sample Pack and a spiffy new trucker cap. Usual rules apply. Hit the comments if you aren’t sure, the homies will fill you in. Ends Sunday night. Winner announced sometime Monday, whenever I get a chance to after being back at the factory after vacation 😂
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I’ve recently developed or realized I have an irrational fear of my air compressor exploded for some reason
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If I ever get interviewed by a fuckin AI chat, I’m accepting the job to set it a blaze.
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So I’ve been looking for a wood supplier and today I met a guy who has a sawmill. Established a working relationship, he even gave me some free boards. The reason I’m saying all this, is his last name. He owns a sawmill and his last name is Millwood. Like GTFOH.
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I wonder how this is working out
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Some frogs hangin aht at the hahs.
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jared phd@JaredreturnsOct 10
Making perogies from scratch is hard. Wtf.
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If I shoveled the steps like that, my mom would be pissed.
Thomas O'Connor '62 baby, #GodBlessAmerica 🇺🇲
@TheyCallMeTomO1Oct 14
Hang on, it's going to take me a looooong while to get down this one!!
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Golden age of America
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.
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jared phd@JaredreturnsOct 2
You are amongst greatness. I got final jeopardy correct.
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I’ve been listening to Skrillex since he was a scene kid.
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Weed names are insane now. Imagine saying “hey do you want to smoke gorilla road kill?” with a straight face. Welp, im gonna go smoke some gorilla road kill.
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Everyone check in on your Flyers fan friends today. Life is not going well for that mouth breathing fan base. @_willnotcomply_ @KosherVeruca @twinpilled
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