@_willnotcomply_

A random American citizen.

 Depends whose asking…
Joined August 2020
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I am honored @Half_A_Pond
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Going to a wedding tomorrow unfortunately and it’s formal so of course my mom (I’m 51) says…it’s formal. Jacket and tie and no BB hat. Yes mother I’m aware what formal means and I’m going to wear whatever I want. Formal is relative
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I pay attention to nothing other than what I can control. I see all the BS and honestly don’t care. It’s unnecessary and counter productive. Have goals. Strive for them. Fuck the rest.
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I can and will. Now what?
Right Side Rebel
@RightSideR3belOct 12
If you don’t go vote you can’t bitch and complain🫡
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The Shining, Detroit
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🎶 dude looks like a lady 🎶
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The chin strap mask is the most effective on the 4th day of the 10th month in 2026…airports are crazy
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Any good restaurant suggestions for Detroit/ Southfield Michigan area? Going to be there for most of the week.
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Non-compliant retweeted
Half A Pond
@Half_A_PondOct 3
Replying to @badbake_offgrid
Bullshit. What you do matters, every damn day. Head up, always forward brother.
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This
Chimkin Wrangler
@BudLightSadnessSep 30
Non smokers and ex smokers be all judgy and “that’s disgusting and a horrible habit” I am aware. Go take some Ativan, Cindy, and leave me alone
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It's only slightly better than the pimento cheese one which is the worst of the choices.
SYSKUSA
@syskusaSep 19
O M G 🤦 Guy at the Masters wore a yellow hat that just said EGG SALAD. It was a bit about the $1.50 sandwich. Now half of X has it in their bio and is calling themselves the Egg Salad Gang. That’s the entire story. No secret meaning. Just a hat and the internet being the internet. The Masters is a famous Pro Golf Tournament that sells an Egg Salad Sandwich and has since the late 1940’s, the price has been $1.50 since the early 2000’s, price was $0.25 when it started in the late 40’s. What is wrong with these people?! Everything has to be some perverted white supremacy conspiracy with these bipolar morons, Make mental asylums great again. 🥚 🥗 Gang! Keep That PMA 🇺🇸
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I like mixing @Half_A_Pond hot sauces as a binder on the chicken thighs I smoke. I have not mixed Devil's Sorghum with anything yet...what say you?
0%Original
50%Stonewall Jerkson
0%Blackberry Skirmish
50%Green River Ghost
2 votes • Final results
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It wasn't that long ago that people could have civil conversations
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I'm cooking premade hamburger patties which are really sliced tube meat. I'm going to douse them in Devil's Sorghum and eat them with some fried eggs without feeling any shame @Half_A_Pond
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I love all the different uses folks find for these sauces. Hell yeah, keep sharing!
BUFFALO SPONKS: Queen of Yarnia@FlowersAgainstSep 10
Made popcorn with some deeelicious hot sauce yesterday. Half a stick of butter and a generous glug of Stonewall Jerkson. It wasn't tube meat, but it was still 10/10 delicious 🤭 I highly recommend this sauce! @Half_A_Pond @BonafideKRS
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Hey @beer_hads if you’re ever in Savannah Ga check this place out…
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Hell yeah
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I very much recommend getting outside and doing things.
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Played 18 with 22 yesterday, another round today with 24 and he an I will play again tomorrow. Just booked another round Monday for all 3 of us. I absolutely love golfing with them.
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Imagine telling a dude who works full time and runs a hot sauce company on the side to get his weight and money up… because of a fucking meatball.
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Donuts in my next order???
Half A Pond
@Half_A_PondAug 27
Not one comment on my card holder.
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