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Freelance journo&author, 25 years in nationals&mags, esteemed former Pets Editor. Tea-and-nap addled spinster mit mutt, Attlee ❤️ Camberwell SE5 for the win.

London
Joined August 2009
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25 years on, London stands with New York, with love and solidarity ❤️
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“After you reach a certain age, they think you’re over,” Dolly Parton once said. “Well, I will never be over.” vogue.com/slideshow/vintage-…
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Oh, not Dolly! Rest in Peace, you wonderful woman.
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Timeline cleanse. Have a lovely Saturday…
This is the only proper way to treat dogs… as the angels on earth that they are 🥹
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One thing you could do, PM, is give HMRC kick up the arse & immediately stop HMRC making self-employed pay for private software subscriptions for new Making Tax Diabolical regime. One more cost on enterprise. Give HMRC six weeks to design new software, free for self-employed.
The thing I hear more than anything when I’m out talking to people is just how expensive everyday life has become. The weekly shop. The commute to work. A trip into town with the kids. Too many people are doing everything right and still finding there’s not enough left at the end of the month. That has to change. My number one priority is giving people some room to breathe on the cost of living. That means taking the big decisions needed to make Britain better off, but it also means fixing the everyday things that quietly take money out of people’s pockets. We've already announced a £2 cap on bus fares in England and a tax cut on electricity bills. And last week, we announced new rules to stop people being trapped in subscriptions they don’t want and a crackdown on fake discounts that make you think you’re getting a bargain when you’re not. And there’s much more to come. Because when someone tells me something is making their life harder or more expensive, I don’t think the answer from government should be to shrug its shoulders and say that’s just how things are. One of the reasons I’m spending this summer getting out across the country is to hear directly from people about what else needs to change. The best ideas don’t all come from Westminster. More often than not, they come from the people dealing with these problems every day. So if you see me out and about, come and tell me what you think. We won’t fix everything overnight. But wherever my government can make life a little easier, fairer or more affordable, we will. That’s how we give people room to breathe and start bringing back hope.
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Night night, sweet dreamies 🧡🐾 Today has carried more sadness than most. Tonight, my little paws and a very big heart are thinking of everyone whose world has been turned upside down. Hold those you love a little closer, and may kindness shine through the darkest days.
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People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.
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Here’s the plane’s route! (Thanks to @TheMeldrew for capturing this.)
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Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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NEW: Am told Keir Starmer wrote handwritten notes for every single member of No 10 staff - in the hundreds - thanking them for their public service
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It never fails to amaze me that Larry will never have any idea that his home and life is exceptional. To him, chaos, cameras, attention and even his own door opener are completely normal for a feline existence.
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Median gross pay of an employee is £31,584, take home £26,260. Single person needs to earn £30,500 a year to reach a minimum standard of living. A couple with 2 children needs £74,000. 25.3m Britons, including 7.7m children live below minimum standard. ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabo…
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Being single isn't what makes life difficult, it's having nobody to split the cost of surviving with. One salary has to cover the rent, the bills, the food, the problems and everything that goes wrong. Then you're told to stop buying coffees and budget better by people who have always had someone sharing the load. The system was built for two incomes and forgot what happens when you're on your own.
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How the fuck are single people earning minimum wage or close to minimum wage in the UK actually supposed to survive on their own? The numbers just don't add up anymore. A full-time 37.5-hour week (40 hours but most employers give unpaid breaks) leaves you with roughly £1,700 a month after tax, National Insurance and pension. Now take away around £800 for rent if you can even find somewhere that cheap, about £120 for council tax, roughly £350 on bills, then another £70 a week just to keep food in the fridge. Once the basics are covered, there's barely anything left. No money for saving. No money for emergencies. No money to actually enjoy life. People keep saying "minimum wage is going up," but it still isn't enough to cover the cost of simply existing on your own.
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A Scottish Highland cow born just two hours ago 🤍 🩶
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Dear New York Times, Today’s Wordle was awful. Sincerely, Everyone P.S. Is that even a real word?
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Quelqu’un peut m’expliquer comment une seule personne est censée réussir à travailler de 9 h à 18 h, faire 10 000 pas par jour, aller à la salle de sport trois fois par semaine, cuisiner des repas faits maison, garder la maison impeccable, passer du temps de qualité avec sa famille, dormir huit heures par nuit, lire des livres, apprendre des langues, avoir des loisirs, prendre soin de sa santé, être séduisante en permanence… et réussir malgré tout à ne pas finir avec un trouble anxieux ? J’ai l’impression qu’on nous a vendu une image de la vie qui est tout simplement impossible à tenir dans la réalité.
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“I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone. Every day, older patients call us confused. They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link. Some of them do not know what a portal is. Some do not have a smartphone. Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing. Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results. He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.” He sounded ashamed. That broke my heart. He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being. Technology can be helpful. I understand that. But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far. Not everything needs to be an app. Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen. Sometimes people need a voice. A patient person. A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.” Progress should not leave seniors behind. Because one day, the world will move faster than us too. And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down. ~Unknown
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