Voted "most likely to succeed" and proving 'em wrong ever since.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2010
Thanks @gorillaz for spending 154 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Cracker Island (feat. Thundercat). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3AA2…
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Live each day like you're stuck in an infinite time loop and today will be the day that you relive for all eternity no matter what you do to move on and escape <3
Dogs can have actual, real jobs. Sniffing out drugs? Lame. But imagine the potential.
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Things are so rough I'm thinking of making a poorly drawn web comic about it.
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All cops are NOT bastards!!! There are also canine cops.
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can we all collectively agree to piss off the republicans and make “all countries matter” trend on july 4th
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Happy Birthday Breonna
Today Breonna would’ve been celebrating her 27th birthday but instead she was murdered in her bed by police that are calling it a “clerical error” let’s demand justice for her today and here’s how 👇🏾👇🏾#BreonnaTaylor #BreonnaTaylorBirthday
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It's official, now we double can't go outside. Every time I think things are getting real, they get more real. Stay safe out there everyone. #BlackOutTuesday #BLM
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you are a private investigator/detective. what is your outfit, weapon, and vehicle? retweet with the answer
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manic pixie dream girl implies the existence of depressive gargoyle nightmare girl
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The sound of rain in the city is so peaceful, so soothing. The sound of all the dog excrement being washed from the sidewalks.
Hi @GovNedLamont! There are urgent welfare concerns for the elephant Minnie at the Commerford Zoo in Goshen. Please call on the Commerford Zoo to release Minnie to a sanctuary & take all appropriate action to investigate the mounting concerns for her. #FreeTheCommerfordElephants
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Sometimes I see signs of aging in the mirror and feel a twinge of existential gloom. But then I just take off my glasses and then I can't see the fine details anymore. Boom. Problem solved.
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Truly talented people don't inspire me to persevere; it's more all those mediocre folks that are killing it who really make me go "Hey! Well. Maybe I have a shot, then." – at Manhattan, NY
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Snowstorm on the first day of spring? I blame the groundhog.
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Hey hey; all the bowling you desire next time you're in NYC- dino conversations optional. @nerdist