I buy silly pictures of things and hope to turn them into millions

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined January 2009
Jamie Mathias retweeted
A FYI for the 100K+ followers from LUNA/UST who got destroyed like me and have a Terra bankruptcy claim You can now sell your claim and get USDC onchain in under 24H: terra-claim.com/start The LUNA collapse was now 4.5 years ago and the bankruptcy process is likely to take another 10 years for a tiny outcome, with bankruptcy lawyers gobbling up as much as they can from the already miniscule distributions pot to "fight for you". This is nothing like FTX and other cases, there's pretty much nothing left to distribute and only vague hopes in upcoming cases that will take 5-10 years Holding indefinitely to get (possibly) a tiny fraction more does make sense for some, but most people have debts to pay and immediate life circumstances to deal with And with the bull market starting, you also have to consider the opportunity cost. Having more capital accessible onchain now when there's something to do with it positions you to be ready to strike when the moment is right You can see what you'd get for your claim immediately here: terra-claim.com/start, is anonymous and USDC payout happens within 24 hours
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new here? ask vlad. $COOK has been here since before you let everyone else in
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EPISODE 6 // UNIFORMITY
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The countdown starts now
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EPISODE 5 // NOW HIRING
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Ask this question and lose 10% of your drop. Get back to work.
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The Story of the Tenev Family🍳
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If you knew the $cook that was happening on this, you'd be securing a position. $cashcat is Vlads company legacy. $cook is Vlads family legacy. 0xe10195999a422314155b1e158281dbd4f27adc46 t.me/cookwarecommunity
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EPISODE 4 // CONSTRUCTION
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We are proud to announce lunch.fun has officially been added to @Lighter_xyz partners page on their website and you can now track our volume produced on lighter through $HOOD pairs For those that don't know Lighter is a Robinhood partner and the provider for the perps on the Robinhood wallet so it is a great honour for us to be included as a partner by them!ok For those who doubted: app.lighter.xyz/stats?tab=pa…
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Current leaderboard and dollar value For hard working c____s these numbers will go up a great deal Next update will zero the points of anyone who has not completed all the shifts in the employee portal. Right now, that's only 1/4 of registrations Top of board will go up 3-4X
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Shift 3: SHILL RACE is out. Head directly to the Employee Area NOW! He not only wants you to shill all day, he also wants you to do it FAST. Satisfy him as well as you can to get up to 10,000 points. That's $100 in todays money.
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Very unsettling imagery but I guess that's what $CUCK is about You can now borrow $USDG against your cuck and get filled in < 30s if the terms are right! gage.cash/borrow
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EPISODE 3 // CONGRATULATIONS
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"Cookware is the store of value." - Robinhood CEO @vladtenev
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Been accumulating some $COOK. Thesis: Vlad Tenev’s grandfather bought copper cookware to preserve his family’s savings during Bulgaria’s hyperinflation. Vlad later described those pots as his family’s original store of value. Now $COOK is live on Robinhood Chain, with holders set to earn $HOOD rewards simply by holding. From what I’ve been told, the team has a strong track record and some very solid connections. They’ve even sent personalised, engraved copper cookware to Vlad’s HQ and are working their connections to get it in front of him. Could be an interesting catalyst if he engages. Others have tried to run the cookware narrative and failed. Maybe it’s finally time for one to COOK. 0xe10195999a422314155b1e158281dbd4f27adc46
Special delivery to Menlo Park! 📦 We know Vlad is cooking hard on Robinhood Chain, so we sent him the proper hardware. We even had it engraved so he remembers the roadmap: "From cookware to tokenised stocks. Robinhood Chain 2026." Let him cook. 🍳📈
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Special delivery to Menlo Park! 📦 We know Vlad is cooking hard on Robinhood Chain, so we sent him the proper hardware. We even had it engraved so he remembers the roadmap: "From cookware to tokenised stocks. Robinhood Chain 2026." Let him cook. 🍳📈
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$COOK <> $HOOD supercycle has started.
Every good meal starts in The Kitchen. This is where the COOK community gathers to strategize, share the wealth, and stack HOOD. Grab a seat at the table. Join the official Telegram: t.me/cookwarecommunity
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Every good meal starts in The Kitchen. This is where the COOK community gathers to strategize, share the wealth, and stack HOOD. Grab a seat at the table. Join the official Telegram: t.me/cookwarecommunity
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SHIFT 2 is now out in the employee area. It's a quick one. Join the Telegram for 5000 points. Current value of doing this is approximately $75 in USD. Instantly. Link in bio.
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