I buy silly pictures of things and hope to turn them into millions

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined January 2009
Jamie Mathias retweeted
A FYI for the 100K+ followers from LUNA/UST who got destroyed like me and have a Terra bankruptcy claim You can now sell your claim and get USDC onchain in under 24H: terra-claim.com/start The LUNA collapse was now 4.5 years ago and the bankruptcy process is likely to take another 10 years for a tiny outcome, with bankruptcy lawyers gobbling up as much as they can from the already miniscule distributions pot to "fight for you". This is nothing like FTX and other cases, there's pretty much nothing left to distribute and only vague hopes in upcoming cases that will take 5-10 years Holding indefinitely to get (possibly) a tiny fraction more does make sense for some, but most people have debts to pay and immediate life circumstances to deal with And with the bull market starting, you also have to consider the opportunity cost. Having more capital accessible onchain now when there's something to do with it positions you to be ready to strike when the moment is right You can see what you'd get for your claim immediately here: terra-claim.com/start, is anonymous and USDC payout happens within 24 hours
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new here? ask vlad. $COOK has been here since before you let everyone else in
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EPISODE 6 // UNIFORMITY
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The countdown starts now
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EPISODE 5 // NOW HIRING
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Ask this question and lose 10% of your drop. Get back to work.
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The Story of the Tenev Family🍳
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If you knew the $cook that was happening on this, you'd be securing a position. $cashcat is Vlads company legacy. $cook is Vlads family legacy. 0xe10195999a422314155b1e158281dbd4f27adc46 t.me/cookwarecommunity
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EPISODE 4 // CONSTRUCTION
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Nobody in crypto is making a project like this one. Not even close!
EPISODE 4 // CONSTRUCTION
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We are proud to announce lunch.fun has officially been added to @Lighter_xyz partners page on their website and you can now track our volume produced on lighter through $HOOD pairs For those that don't know Lighter is a Robinhood partner and the provider for the perps on the Robinhood wallet so it is a great honour for us to be included as a partner by them!ok For those who doubted: app.lighter.xyz/stats?tab=pa…
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Current leaderboard and dollar value For hard working c____s these numbers will go up a great deal Next update will zero the points of anyone who has not completed all the shifts in the employee portal. Right now, that's only 1/4 of registrations Top of board will go up 3-4X
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From scraping copper in Bulgaria to Robinhood. The true story of cookware.
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Hearing it could be a big week for $HOOD pairs and I think bag bias aside the most obvious ones to be positioning on are: $COOK - The perfect narrative for Robinhood that isn't a cat. (I have cat meme fatigue rn). Vlad lore, it's clean, original and something that's very easy to get behind. Not run by a bunch of guys looking to make a quick buck. 0xe10195999a422314155b1e158281dbd4f27adc46 $CUCK - HUGE bag bias on this one because it's maybe my favourite meme to ever be a part of. Completely original content, got so much more to come and I am almost certain it's going to really go viral on CT. Run by a great team. 0x7648f37c2314466726a28f7a5edbdb8dc7b3e23f Both 100m runner potential imo.
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Shift 3: SHILL RACE is out. Head directly to the Employee Area NOW! He not only wants you to shill all day, he also wants you to do it FAST. Satisfy him as well as you can to get up to 10,000 points. That's $100 in todays money.
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Very unsettling imagery but I guess that's what $CUCK is about You can now borrow $USDG against your cuck and get filled in < 30s if the terms are right! gage.cash/borrow
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EPISODE 3 // CONGRATULATIONS
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The factory is opening for business!!!
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"Cookware is the store of value." - Robinhood CEO @vladtenev
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Great narrative on this one for Robinhood. Bid heavily
"Cookware is the store of value." - Robinhood CEO @vladtenev
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