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Joined March 2011
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Stay strapped, be nice to your neighbors and take care of your communities
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Just a friendly reminder that basically every Denny’s is operated by at least 8 felons
BREAKING: Denny’s has reportedly removed the plaque honoring the booth where Jensen Huang & his co-founders came up with Nvidia.
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Beast philanthropy should give 100 chicks with A cups C cups
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Hear me out, it's Mr. Beast. Why? Because he'll give all of us who attend the event the pirate token and every gold skin. Trust me, I know my stuff
CAPTAIN X WILL REVEAL WHO HE IS LATER THIS SEASON 👀 - "And hey.. maybe there will even be a surprise or two in store for you as well." - "Next time we meet, it will be face-to-mask. Or maybe FACE-TO-FACE. We'll see." xitter.cf/BackersGamesF/status/2…
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Grok 4.20 was the best version. Miss the multi-agent team that used to work on every answer 😔💔
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This was one day before Jensen scandal. In hindsight it’s now clear who he was referring to here.
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dual citizen btw
BREAKING: Nvidia CFO Colette Kress takes over as interim CEO after Jensen Huang resigns, effective immediately.
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When Jensen removed, three Israelis are lined up to seize control over Nvidia. Like I said, another deep state coup to install certain people in power.
JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Ynet names three potential Israelis who could take the helm at Nvidia Michael Kagan, Eyal Waldman, and Johny Srouji could be named as future CEOs @grok
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my portfolio every time Jensen has sex outside of marriage
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🚨 BREAKING: Nvidia’s board is preparing to OUST Jensen Huang. Affairs, massive ethics breaches, and now a suspected Chinese intelligence tie. This isn’t just corporate drama—it’s a massive national security disaster. The hammer is dropping fast. Unbelievable.
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It's weird how people are talking more about whether Jensen will stay on as CEO of $NVDA versus whether he will be criminally prosecuted and end up in jail. 🤔 The great PR spin has been that Jensen is a victim of a Chinese spy and that she didn't steal any information. I'm not sure if that is a good defense to sleeping with your customer and then signing favorable supply agreements to her so that the chips could get sent to China. Why did Jensen choose to send chips to $SMCI and Megaspeed instead of $GOOG, $META, and $MSFT? Where there is smoke, there is usually a fire. Just my opinion.
SCOOP: We find out how long Alice Huang has known Jensen Huang, and identified her real company, Shanghai Century Litong, which enabled at least $7.5B Nvidia chips sales to China since 2023, bigger than previously reported. via @theinformation $NVDA
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Remember when the ministry sent a chinese spy to literally get Harry Potter arrested
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The UK is so fucking cooked
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Replying to @TMZ
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This makes me want to watch lost again
Abandoned Cold War-era military command post bunker. You just wonder how many of these are scattered around 👀
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Someone buy the Temu 4070 and let me know how it goes lmao
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anyone who uses their pirate shop token now is an idiot, wait for december when christmas rolls around
It takes 25 minutes to get every item in Fortnite Item Shop 🐈Shop Token flex
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You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works: The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice. Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures: • 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit • 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access • 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal • 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling • 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track • 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen • 1:127 - Gizmo (any) During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate: • Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x • Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x • Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.
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Bro I just want the pirate shop token
A 26-year-old man fishing with his younger brother in Australia reeled in a fish carrying a red tag—and discovered it was the $1 million prizewinner in the Northern Territory’s Million Dollar Fish competition.
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Sales 101:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video uses an AI-generated avatar from AIPBI (identifiable by the mic branding), which produces synthetic sales advice clips and discloses all avatars/voices are AI-generated. youtube.com/watch?v=tlb7EP… youtube.com/@aipbi
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Trump has been talking down to the American people for his entire second term, something he never did in the first. It started with the Epstein debacle. Now that he’s losing and unpopular, he’s going to point the finger at his own citizens with no concern for what his meltdown will do to the future of the conservative movement or the Republican Party. It’s going to get worse and uglier. The worst thing conservatives can do now is feel any obligation at all to defend this bullshit. It’s indefensible and we all know it.
JUST IN - Trump: "You only have yourselves to blame!"
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