Software Engineer living in Berlin. Opinions are my own. I don’t really know how to use this website.

Berlin, Germany
Joined December 2012
i need twitter’s help real quick. my wedding ring slipped off at Seatac Airport between security & gate S16. If you or anyone you know has info, DM me. im happy to offer a reward to anybody who finds it or info that leads to its return, no questions asked.
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A village has 100 people. 99 of them vaccinated. 1 is not. 2 people become sick with Covid, 1 of whom is the unvaccinated person. Media: “50% of cases occurred in the vaccinated!!” This is what we’re seeing, and it’s irresponsible reporting.
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Special Puppy 🧦🐵@SpecialPuppy130 Jul 2021
I am begging journalist to learn what this means
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@DirtyRottenCK ready for those solid four chords to repeat and repeat and repeat and… #ccm #fourchordsong
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justifying a Taco Bell order at 11:42pm
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Priceless advice from a person I admire and respect on an underestimated, deep-rooted problem from which our work, relationships, entertainment and our whole life suffer immensely. Thanks for writing this @gsaslis gsaslis.github.io/posts/crea…
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Don’t preach sermons of forgiveness and unity so you can keep oppressing and manipulating. – at Breñas, Puerto Rico
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Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?
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During the four years of the Civil War, the confederates never got closer to Washington than Fort Stevens. Until today, when insurrectionist supporters of @realDonaldTrump paraded through the U.S. Capitol Building carrying the Confederate battle flag.
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A reporter is having a panic attack because we’re locked in the Capitol without any police protection, and we hear and feel rumblings underneath us. This is scary folks, especially after being labeled “the enemy” for some 4 years
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Tomorrow is an extremely inconvenient time for a failed coup attempt.
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I’ve resorted to listening to podcasts at half speed just so I can pretend I’m trapped in a conversation with drunk people. Here is one of those conversations. instagr.am/p/CIXJurKjLCS/
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Many who don’t understand that life today is much better than in the past don’t know how bad the past was. Many who don’t believe that the future can be much, much better don’t know how bad the present is.
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Replying to @jules_su
LAWN ORDER!
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Van Jones breaks down in tears on CNN: "Telling the truth matters, being a good person matters"
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Joe Biden has been elected president of the United States, CNN projects. Donald Trump has been defeated.
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Replying to @TheDailyShow
MAGA? More like PA,GA
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Stacey Abrams is the real winner of this election
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Justin Tinsley@JustinTinsley5 Nov 2020
Which one of y’all said the mail in ballots hitting like an edible?!
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Wisconsin goes for Biden
BREAKING Wisconsin Elections Commission Administrator says on @NBCNews: “All of the ballots have been counted.” Joe Biden has won Wisconsin by 20,697 votes.
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