Even better when ye read that in his voice
When Michael Owen was caught exchanging flirtatious messages with former Big Brother contestant Rebecca Jane in 2021, his approach to flirting sounded unmistakably like Michael Owen.
Owen had been married to his childhood sweetheart, Louise, for years when details of the messages became public.
According to Rebecca, their conversations started innocently enough before becoming increasingly suggestive.
Eventually, Owen reportedly asked her to send him revealing pictures.
And his opening line? Absolutely zero romance. 😭
🗣️ “Come on then, fire them through.”
“It’s a long boring trip to London, so I need something to do.”
“Leave nothing to the imagination.”
Rebecca eventually sent him the photographs, and Owen wasted no time responding.
🗣️ “Tremendous, by the way.”
Then came the follow-up question:
🗣️ “Falsies?”
😭😭😭
Rebecca decided to take the conversation a little deeper.
🗣️ “What do you like about me?”
For a moment, Owen delivered an answer that sounded surprisingly romantic.
🗣️ “Your past…Your present…”
You could almost believe he was about to deliver a beautiful declaration of affection.
But no.
Michael Owen immediately returned to being Michael Owen.
🗣️ “Your photos with your tits out.”
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🚨 BREAKING: John Healey will announce at the Budget that HMRC will be given powers to seize money directly from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax
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Ronald Araújo has a goal contribution in every Champions League game this season:
🅰️ vs Atletico Madrid
⚽️ vs LASK
⚽️ vs Villarreal
Loves the big stage 🤝
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Unless you have ever cared for a child with additional needs you have no idea . That poor grandad was probably trying to help and give some respite for parents unsupported in a broken system. I’ve never ever wished more for positive news . RIP Noah ❤️
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🚨BREAKING: Police have released footage of 3 year old Noah Woods playing in the playground just moments before he went missing 🇬🇧
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I’m it’s important to note Noah non-verbal autistic and partially deaf so he is of the most vulnerable of people
Pray for Noah 🙏
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🚨BREAKING: Police in Suffolk have put out an EMERGENCY appeal after a 3 year old boy goes missing in Brantham 🇬🇧
Noah was last seen approximately 3pm this after noon running down an alleyway near the playground on Merriam close.
Noah is described as White, curly ginger hair and wearing a white t-shirt with the. Children’s character Bluey on it, shorts, and white trainers.
If anyone has may information at all please contact Suffolk police and white CAD 203 of 15 September.
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Investors are fleeing.
Chris Rokos paid £330m in tax last year. That’s the equivalent of 52,000 taxpayers on £35,000.
Healey needs to get a grip. And make Britain attractive again.
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This is more of a penalty than the Alisson one last week 👍🏽
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KLOPP ESTÁ FAZENDO ALGO INTERESSANTE NO INÍCIO DO TRABALHO NA ALEMANHA.
Ele não está apenas indo aos jogos da Bundesliga, ele está entrando nos treinamentos dos clubes.
O treinador já visitou: Bayern, Augsburg, Stuttgart e Mainz.
Klopp quer criar com os técnicos dos times uma relação de confiança e colaboração, oferecendo algo que ele queria quando era técnico de clubes:
“Quero trabalhar com os treinadores como trabalho com os jogadores.”
É uma nova era na Seleção alemã. A primeira convocação sai dia 17 de setembro.
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🚨 Folarin Balogun transfer from Monaco to Everton off. Deal for 25yo #ASMonaco striker renegotiated after issues during medical & deal sheet submitted; but USA international decided not to proceed + left #EFC training ground without signing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7557457…
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Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day
He’ll go for quadruple this next year
🚨 Chema Andrés is joining Brighton from Stuttgart — It's a done deal. 🇪🇸🔵⚪️
Brighton will pay €23M, with a sell-on clause also included in the agreement.
(Source: @Plettigoal)
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Mis padres dejan una casa en herencia a mi hermano y a mí. 50% para cada uno. Mi hermano vive dentro y dice que no quiere vender porque "es la casa de nuestros padres". Lo entiendo. Le propongo que compre mi mitad. Dice que no tiene dinero. Le propongo venderla y repartir. Tampoco quiere.
Mientras tanto, él vive gratis en una casa que también es mía. No discuto. Hago algo mejor...































