Actor & Author of Humans, Being. The undisputed best collection of 365 Hundred Word Stories ever: https://xitter.cf/t.co/5LE6lSs73h
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Among @JoshMalerman's many literary talents is that while readers are wondering about the main monster/creature/ entity, secondary and tertiary monsters are dancing in the foreground. This one is as disturbing as knowing your mattress is stuffed with live roaches. #BookReview
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Wishing our great city a very happy birthday!
#DetroitvsEverybody
@tigers
@DetroitRedWings
@DetroitPistons
@DetroitCityFC
FanDuel: Look at all these fun SGPs!
We won't let you combine any of em but they sure do look like fun, don't they?
900. Since Thaddeus was inspired to mention it I will too: I published a short story 900 days in a row.
Tonight I'll publish 901. Maybe even the prolific @StephenKing will give me some love for that
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Tigers just took out Skubal after 74 pitches, six innings, one hit and no walks. That is incredibly lame on so many levels. Many people come to MLB games to see these ace pitchers dominate. I get the score but this is how the sport loses fans.
I'd bet on the Oilers v Canucks tonight but I'm afraid Connor McDavid would score and @NHL would credit the goal to Paul Coffey
Someone in the @NHL office better produce some very conclusive video that it's not Hyman's goal.
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This is an incredible moment for @IlitchCompanies to create their own sports network for the Wings and Tigers...just saying.
Apparently I received this 52min ago. Thanks @Xfinity and @BallySports for being incredibly money hungry and worthless and blaming each other for your own shortcomings.
Do not mess this up @NYIslanders and @TBLightning . Have a moment of silence before the anthem, timed for broadcast.
ESPN adds a betting platform then removes all the stat splits that inform good wagers. Of course they did.
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"Humans, Being" by @JamesDoom is an eclectic, entertaining collection of microfiction. Stories are a page long, and they're gems. Bizarre, hilarious, descriptive, earthy. Reminiscent of Jimmy Breslin or Mike Royko.
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What a day at Little Caesars Arena: Dylan Larkin led a clinic with his Red Wings teammates, guiding Special Olympics athletes through floor hockey drills.
If I worked at the hotel Goodell was registered at for the NFL Draft I'd refuse to acknowledge that he checked in
