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Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined August 2017
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SOUND ON 🎧 This radio commentary from Alasdair Lamont!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #BBCFootball
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Let us ken what he tastes like Australia 🤔 Yours, the whole of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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🤩TUESDAY TREAT🤩 Beans oan toast wae meatbaws and cheese drizzled in a Peri-Peri 🆘 #jakeyteas
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Ye missed a trick Barry. Surely you shoulda opened a cafe. 🤦‍♂️
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2 frozen fish in the air fryer that fell apart wae timatae 🆘 mayo and 2 chilli 🆘’s and a piece wae security tagged dairy gold and a gless eh wine served in a gless you’ve no seen since 80s Christmas’s at yer Grannys Hoose. Sooooooblime 👌#jakeyteas
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Chicken Kiev on rolls. Don’t @ me!
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It’s like weather to match yer emotional state after a three day stag do 🌧
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More points than the rest of the group combined 😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪 👏#Scotland
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Good Auld SFA ‘if it’s cancelled we will play it at ST MIRREN the morn’ 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡
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Anyone else wake up with Norwegian wood this morning? YAAAAAAASSS SCOTLAND!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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David Moyes celebrating last night's Conference League title with 500 miles 😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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No thanks son. Infact, stick it up yer arse.
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Another tryin to be the next JKTs
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Whos this fucker tryin tae take yin mantle
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Last eh the Pringles oan a plain loaf #jakeyteas
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‘Ooooh they’re tactics were rubbish ooh the grass wiz too long’ Ken whits long Rodri? This Chorizo so away an shove it up yer arseholio! GO ON THE SCOTS!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 WHAT A RESULT!100% WINNIN THE EUROS! 🏆
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Eight sausages covered in HP Broon 🆘 wae egg and beans washed doon wae irn-bru. Slice eh bread fur the obligatory piece. #jakeyteas
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🤩The Buckfast Pie🤩 Pieces oh chicken in a white cheese 🆘 topped wae smoked bacon and melted cheese, glazed in a Buckfast BBQ 🆘 Tillys delivers again #jakeyteas
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