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Kristi Noem’s message to the NFL for selecting Bad Bunny for the halftime show: “The NFL sucks and we’ll win and God will bless us and we’ll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day and they won’t be able to sleep at night because they don’t know what they believe and they’re so weak. We’ll fix it.”

Trump on tariff revenue: We have so much money coming in, we're thinking about a little rebate but the big thing we want to do is pay down debt. We're thinking about a rebate.

Zohran promises bright and shiny things, @andrewcuomo delivers bright, shiny new things!

Rebranding Indentured Servitude: "Immigrants will have a choice; the concentration tents in Florida that will be washed out to sea after the first hurricane, or unpaid work camps at farms/hotels etc. throughout America. You'll be paid in lodging, meals, and work clothing."

Birthright citizenship is a policy that doesn’t make any sense, and it’s a magnet for illegal immigration. I’ve introduced legislation to end that policy.

Nobody is manager at your job at 33. Your parents weren’t managers at their jobs at 33, but you’re baffled at why I said 33 years old is wild to be a Mayor? It is indeed abnormal. Y’all please.

The One Big Beautiful Bill should be about cutting taxes, securing the border, and unleashing American energy, NOT surrendering state power to the AI industry for 10 years. We can beat China without selling out our values. I will NEVER support destroying federalism.

Janette Gantt Palmer, 76, has driven for decades—but now Florida won’t renew her license because she was born at home during segregation and has no birth certificate.

NO TAX ON TIPS! NO TAX ON OVERTIME!

Get promoted to Premier League. Celebrate by singing Unwritten with Natasha Bedingfield in the locker room. What a day for Burnley.