@JakeMomentIV

Officially potty trained as of 10/5/2026

 he/him 19
Joined August 2024
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I’m at yo bm crib seizing yo infants and dashing them against the rocks
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what are the stakes behind Japanese women's wrestling specifically because everything I see them do feels like they're straight up trying to kill each other in a way I have not seen in other pro wrestling ring.
murder ibushi@Murder_Ibushi
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ngl watching Japanese women’s wrestling might be the move bc holy fuck this dropkick is diabolical
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The animals all dug in to heaping platters of fresh dandelion cheese, candied nuts, plum an’ currant pudding, roasted carrots and leeks piled high, and kind of a lemony-garlicky-miso-gochujang easy weeknight protein noodle situation
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Raven@Raven_Crank
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Midwestern US political ads:
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depends on the room's maximum occupancy capacity per the fire code obviously
tifastar@tifastarr
Oct 11
In which room would you feel safe : Room 1: 100 trans women 🏳️‍⚧️ Room 2: 1 guy 🙋🏻‍♂️ Room 3: 50 lesbians 🏳️‍🌈
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You can be in the most conservative Midwestern city and if you go into a Half Price Books it will have concentrated many of the queer people in the city into one place and created a sort of Portland microclimate.
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corb@awshuqs
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ya boi@_randomguy17_
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Replying to @Fredward3948576
Snail Trump: "Mucus, we all love mucus, don't we, folks? A wonderful little secretion."
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Bitch this picture ugly as fuck
Pop Base
@PopBase
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Today is National Farmers Day.
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brandon*
@brndxix
Oct 11
so he has no idea
Rep. Arcuri, Michael A.@RepMichael2
Oct 11
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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My tiny p3nis cant handle twitter today
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>kitchen sink has a problem >call 2 plumbers >they're both italian
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やす@YASUnososaku
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フライトジャケットのレヴィ描いたのは昔やったエスコンの影響があるのは否定できない…ロマンがあるもの…
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FUKU
@fuku_1028_
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ウーバーガール
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Uncle says pussy
Dark,Odd,Conspiracy
@DarkOddCon
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White people love to say “Tapping the sign” and then post a 14 year old on tumblr’s political analysis
Axio 🔶@axiochrono
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Tapping the sign.
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siri are differently abled people allowed to milly rock
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Wikipedia discussions about the images in the “human penis” article are always fun
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Crown Princess Haliya vs Momo the Troll Warrior (slight mismatch)
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I had to quit studying French after one semester. It's a beautiful language but their sayings and phrases are idiotic. "My uncle has a red car" "The mouse is faster than the large cat" who gives a shit
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