Joined December 2019
Food for thought: Imagine eating a cheeseburger.
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Bart is the least dignified member of the entire Simpson family. His impudence disgusts me.
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People really just be Pooping and Shitting everywhere!
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They call me Big Loongle. for obvious reasons.
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My mother died in a fatal trolling incident
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LMFAO if they were gay: Everyday I'm shuffling... and Fuckin Dudes! #GayPeopleBeLike
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Would you still love me if I ate a burger
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The Hidden Truth about Eating Baked Beans in Public
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Ask not for whom the Oney Plays, for the Oney Plays for thee
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Super Mario Jacking Off for the Nintendo Penis Device
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Do you really think you're safe from me?
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Babies be like "goo goo ga ga" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😂😅😂🙂🙂🙂🥲🥲🙂☺️😂🤣😂☺️🤣😂☺️😅☺️☺️☺️😐☺️☺️☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😀😃😄😁😁😆😭😆😄😅😂😆😁😀😅😃😆😀😁😆😀😅😃🍋🫪😂😂😂😂😆😁😆😁😆😁😆😁😁😁🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Update: I've been taken over by the Poop Virus (The Poop Virus). Expect an announcement in the coming days.
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when shawty got Anomalocaris humor but you genuinely haven't gotten play since the Mesoproterozoic
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I turned myself into a Tweet, Morty! I'm Twitter Rick!
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Tomorrow, a generation defining masterpiece will arrive. Stay tuned.
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2 days until the best tweet I've ever made. Stay tuned.
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Remember: 3 days until the greatest tweet on this account. Stay tuned.
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My next tweet will be a real banger. September 18. Stay tuned.
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