I did a TV thing! Tune in to @kmov tonight at 5!
👋Girraffenappers!!! Might want to tune in to the magical flashing box tonight at 5. THE @HarrisSteve4 has a story you want to see on @KMOV!!
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NICE! Huge Giraffe thanks to @kmoxnews Time is of the essence. OPERATION GIRAFFE SPEED is on fire 🔥🔥🔥
There is a $1,000 reward for the return of "Peaches" the giraffe to @TheCivilLife & @ParkJakes kmox.radio.com/articles/news…
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So it’s your first day of detective school and your instructor enters and says, “Welcome class of 2020. Let’s start with something easy. July 2nd individuals steal a 16 ft Metal Giraffe from @TheCivilLife. Cameras show them turning right onto Chippewa around 11:30 pm.” GO!
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There has been some hopeful developments but no guarantees yet. Every day matters now and we must keep the pressure on. I will not rest until our Giraffe returns and the culprits have been caught. I will not give up because If I do no animal sculptures are safe in this city!!!
Jake Hafner retweeted
I suspect the people who stole our Giraffe are also reading this. The trail is heating up!! So:
“BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GOING TO DO WHEN JAKE’S DINOSAUR PARK COMES FOR YOU?” Turn yourselves in NOW and Give back our Giraffe!!
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It’s true our Giraffe has been stolen. I am completely heartbroken. It even had a mask on for the last few weeks to protect others and itself. It brought us and the neighborhood so much joy. A police report is being filed.
Jake Hafner retweeted
I don’t know how to say this but seriously I am fed up with St. Louis. Someone stole @ParkJakes Giraffe last night. This is my last picture of it. I had joked before about the Dinos being gone but this is true and a police report is being filed. I am heartbroken.
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I hereby order all of our Great American bars and restaurants to clean their beer lines according the the principles outlined in the Draught Beer Quality Manual
@stlcsb hello, dumpster in the alley behind 3600 block of Holt closest to Beck looks like it lost a battle with the trash truck picking it up. Lid is busted up and bent real bad. Will need to be replaced. Thank you.
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No one loved the St. Louis dining and craft-beer scene more than the late @GusGusFunBus. His family is raising money for the charity Home Sweet Home by selling Gus Gus Fun Bus Dad Jokes t-shirts for Father's Day. Order by Monday, 8 a.m.! stores.inksoft.com/gusgusfun…
It’s Taco Domingo and Tony unveiled his spring/ summer sunday hat selection. The tacos are great but the hat is amazing!
“What? That Extra Stout is 7.0% abv. Has @thecivillife lost its mind.” “Why, yes I suppose one might think that but it’s a glorious beer.” “As are the Oatmeal Brown and Dry-Hop Red.” “Thanks for sharing.” “Don’t mind that I did.” “Perhaps a pint later.” - overheard in my head.
