Proud owner of Jake's Dinosaur Park! 2 Dinosaurs! and now 2 Giraffes! Never Forget 4/2/2020! Civil Life Brewing Company next door!

St Louis, MO
Joined June 2019
“Things are looking up!” Said the Giraffe to the Dinosaurs.
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And once again all was right with the world…well at least at the ole Civil Life.
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DINOS got out and are playing on the massive piles of dirt from Civil Life’s expansion! FUN
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It was one year ago today that Peaches was stolen from us. Thankfully she was returned! But to this day there is still a Giraffenapper roaming city streets! Please secure your metal animals! Never Forget!🦒
👋giraffenappers! Bria, a fellow crime fighter and awesome human being sent me this video and we got it on @KMOV @HarrisSteve4 We know more than you think. Isn’t this fun? Well, not for you or for Peaches our Giraffe! 55 South past Butler Hill 11:49 July 2nd
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Dios Mio! The Dinosaurs got out and we are all out of draft beer!!!! 🤦‍♂️
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Doyle delivered last year and was the first to report when Peaches, our Giraffe, went missing!! I warned St. Louis no metal sculpture was safe until the thieves are apprehended!! I hate being right but now thieves have stolen homeless Jesus!
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I must add though the proper way to say this is that this metal Jesus was experiencing homelessness. Perhaps social services reached out and worked with Jesus to find fair housing. We can hope!! But more than likely...the Girraffenappers are still up to their no good games!
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Or perhaps tell me, I own the Dinosaur Park (the Dinos hate meteors) next door. Remember me, I’ve been paying rent since March to keep my Dinos inside @TheCivilLife also FYI, why are the Giraffe’s so tired. You were supposed to be feeding them. Happy 2021!
I should have run this thought by our friends at @EarthboundBeer They might have better insight on any meteors heading our way before midnight in this the longest year. Here’s to 2021.
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LIVE at 9 discussing new baby elephant @stlzoo also the stolen giraffe incident @TheCivilLife brewing co. Music tonight by @commonjonesstl courtesy of @BeyondFM1 #UndergroundSTL #WeGoDeep youtu.be/FDId8Zpf6T8
Just a correction. Someone let me know that the below Stlpd1 account is a satire account. 🤦‍♂️ I should have put @SLMPD in the below. Detective Boushart was the detective that called to tell me Peaches had been found. All information I have or get is turned in to him.
GREAT NEWS!!!! @StLouisPD1 just called & confirmed PEACHES is in South County!! 🤔The story is man bought it from the Giraffenappers & after seeing the reports wants to get it back to us. Giraffenappers STILL AT LARGE WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!
Still elated that Peaches was returned by the individual that purchased her from the criminals. But this trail isn’t cold yet. Awaiting more security footage from someone today! 🤞🤞🤞
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Huge thanks to @schlaflybrewer and Paul for stopping by for our welcome home Peaches small party on Friday! St. Louis beer is full of love and these guys are #1.
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Whoa that’s a poor way to hype of the return of Peaches. But he’s right. We’ll send pictures!! It’s not like a real event it’s just a whoa look at that, she’s back!
Please know that we are expecting only a few people for the return of peaches around 12. Stay in your car if you can. There are some unknowns as to when we will return. And since we are not open, we don’t have any services. It’s really just a hey look Peaches has returned thing.
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Wow what a day!! I asked Jake @TheCivilLife about a way to celebrate Peaches return and he said how about some live music 12 noon for an hour on the patio!! Everyone is invited we’ll except the GIRAFFENAPPERS!
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Elated beyond belief that Peaches has been found alive and in South County!!! 2 million% determined to find the thieves!!! NO METAL ANIMAL IN THIS TOWN SHOULD EVER HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR AGAIN! riverfronttimes.com/foodblog…
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In discussions with the good people at Gringo Jones to co-ordinate Peaches return! STLPD will get descriptions of suspects!! MORE WORK TO DO!
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GREAT NEWS!!!! @StLouisPD1 just called & confirmed PEACHES is in South County!! 🤔The story is man bought it from the Giraffenappers & after seeing the reports wants to get it back to us. Giraffenappers STILL AT LARGE WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!
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👋Giraffenappers! Goodnight. Don’t get too comfy. Who knows what tomorrow will bring for you?
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👋Giraffenappers. The owner of @TheCivilLife reminded me we should always be Civil even when others aren’t. So I said, to me, should we give them an amnesty period to return peaches and Jake said that was a good idea. So you have amnesty until I respond to this tweet. 11:45 pm
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Alright that’s enough time. We tried. 11:46 pm
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Please turn yourselves in. Officers are standing by. 😂🤞🦒
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