@JacobKevin

Gay nonfiction writer belonging to the Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation. Incurable night owl, wannabe seismologist. Associate Editor at @brokeassstuart.

 San Francisco, California
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Joined June 2009
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#BayArea #Earthquake Possible M5.1, epicenter near Brookdale north of Santa Cruz. Goooooood morning!
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bonnie raittmyprofessor@sterylhinesMar 16
Realtors should have to disclose if lesbian bed death occurred on the property
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bonnie raittmyprofessor@sterylhinesJan 19
Your mother was a spectacular woman before she exploded
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Me: I need to get to work. Also me: i WANT aTTENTION from MEN
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bailey@Baileymoon15Jan 6
i bought a pack of those frozen jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches and the guy next to me said to his friend “i always think of my 600 lb life when i see those”
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bonnie raittmyprofessor@sterylhinesJan 3
Would anyone like to try one of my famous angeled eggs? 👼
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*exhales* “Y’know they burned through like, three dogs to make Air Bud”
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Sugar Ray is my generation's Jimmy Buffett
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Good morning, #BayArea! Lovely #earthquake we were just treated to.
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Update: M4.6, epicenter in Berkeley, 4.8 miles below the Claremont Resort.
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Drew Tuma@DrewTumaABC722 Sep 2025
EARTHQUAKE!!!!
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update: walls are fucked, should’ve used timber rattlers
Jake Warren 🇵🇸@JacobKevin13 Aug 2025
spice up your building’s rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls
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spice up your building’s rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls
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BrokeAssStuart@BrokeAssStuart24 Jun 2025
"Trump believes a handful of bunker busters finished off Iran’s nuclear capabilities. That couldn’t be further from the truth."⁠ ⁠ brokeassstuart.com/2025/06/2… by @JacobKevin
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The first essay I sent out in over five years got picked up in March and is out today! Read “Weekenders” here: harpurpalate.binghamton.edu/…
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Right this moment I am living a dream. I’m up late writing in my downtown SF apartment. It’s raining outside and the love of my life is sound asleep behind me. The light is low, the jazz soft, and I am exactly where I should be.
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bonnie raittmyprofessor@sterylhines18 Jan 2025
leaving my kids here lol!!! 😝
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BrokeAssStuart@BrokeAssStuart13 Jan 2025
"An earthquake is a guest. Prepare for its arrival."⁠ brokeassstuart.com/2025/01/1… by @JacobKevin
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Dr. Mustafa Elmasri@Gaza_Psych6 Jan 2025
By murdering teachers, professors, and academics, and demolishing schools, universities, and cultural landmarks, Israel has effectively stripped Gaza's students of their education, erasing both their past and future as part of a broader genocidal strategy.
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