@BrokeAssStuart

TV Host. Travel Writer. Former Mayoral Candidate. Top 20 accounts in SF (Buzzfeed) Best email list ever: https://xitter.cf/t.co/I4thf8Zrhg (He/Him)

 San Francisco and New York
BrokeAssStuart.com
Joined January 2009
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Wow...It's looking like Twitter might actually crash and burn. Please find me in the following places: Newsletter: mailchi.mp/brokeassstuart/em… IG: instagram.com/brokeassstuart… FB: facebook.com/Broke.Ass.Stuar… Patreon: patreon.com/brokeassstuart
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I can’t believe I’m typing this, but I think I injured myself playing Dungeons & Dragons last night.
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After sitting on a stool for 3 hours I woke up this morning and my lower back is completely fucked. Why is getting old so stupid?
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In honor of Columbus Day I'm sailing to Berkeley, claiming it for San Francisco, and giving everyone syphilis.
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The Blue Angels are the LOUDEST metaphor for the fact that the US spends WAY too much on the military instead of important things like education and health care.
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One time a guy walking down Market Street screaming to himself passed me and said, in a totally normal voice, “What’s up Broke-Ass Stuart!” Then he continued on yelling random shit into the ether like nothing ever happened.
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Ha! Remember buying CDs so you could rip them to iTunes so you could put them on your iPod?
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BrokeAssStuart retweeted
48 Hills@48hillsSep 28
Los Angeles is about to spend almost half a billion dollars on affordable housing, and the money will come from a tax on very-high-end real estate sales—precisely what Mayor Daniel Lurie is opposing in San Francisco. 48hills.org/2026/09/la-is-ta…

LA is taxing mansions to building affordable housing. Why is Lurie opposing a similar plan? - 48...

Plus: Supes to confront jail conditions ... and have the Yimbys crossed a line in the Castro?

48hills.org
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They flogging Denim Dan at Folsom St. Fair
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So the BAS Dinner Club has been absolutely fantastic so far. Over 4 events, we’ve brought nearly 250 people out to 40+ local restaurants and had so much fun doing it. Plus there’s always a fun afterparty once the dinning is done.
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It's a neat way to get offline and meet some cool new friends! As one attendee said recently, "I walked into the dinner thinking that I hoped to make 1 new friend and I ended up making 5!" The next installment of is on Thurs 10/1 Come meet new friends: broke-ass-stuart.dnnr.io

Broke-Ass Stuart

We’re bringing together people who want to connect beyond the screen. At each dinner, you’ll be matched with like-minded locals for thoughtful conversation and real community. Even better, your...

broke-ass-stuart.dnnr.io
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The filthiest thing I've ever seen at Folsom Street Fair is someone walking around Folsom Street with their shoes off.
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Wild ass thing I learned today: In the 90s Yippie co-founder Jerry Rubin got really into multilevel marketing and Bobby Seale was one of his salesmen!
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The AI companies have always known how dangerous the tech is. When most of us were learning about the existence of ChatGPT in 2023, a friend who had worked at Open AI for a number of years told me: "At work we always talk about how there's a 90% chance AI will kill us all"
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BrokeAssStuart retweeted
Eddie Kim@eddiekimxSep 18
Top execs at Y Combinator are spreading hundreds of thousands of dollars to support candidates around the country, including a lot of Republicans. I dug into the tech connections underlying the $$. Gift link: sf.gazetteer.co/y-combinator…

Y Combinator’s PAC is throwing money at a bunch of Republicans across the country

Garry Tan and other leaders at the San Francisco-based tech incubator are trying to build a tech-forward future one donation at a time

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Wait...The SF Standard is only being sued for $35,000? If I was suing a billionaire’s business it would be for enough to retire. Isn't that the new America dream?
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There’s a line around the block at La Taqueria, as if there wasn’t like 8 other excellent Mexican spots within 3 blocks of there. It’s wild how much people in the Bay love to wait in line.
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If I were rich I’d buy every single rider of muni and bart headphones.
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If you’re an insanely rich person and you want to do something cool, you should buy the SF Examiner/ SF Weekly and let me and my crew of journalist hooligans run it. How cool with it be to have wild ass gonzo shit in print daily/weekly?
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We’ve got Brooklyn weather in San Francisco right now.
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SF is Throwing a Huge Free Dolly Parton Celebration in Union Square brokeassstuart.com/p/dolly-d…
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