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Saw a fun stat. 113 QBs have been drafted since Kirk Cousins was drafted in 2012, and Patrick Mahomes is the only one to win a Superbowl.
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Kyler Murray shows up at Raymond James stadium ahead of the Vikings game against the Buccaneers.
This short king looks like he means business
Will Caleb Williams be the Bears 1st 4,000 yard passer? He needs to average 239.5 yards per game over his next 15 games. If he misses 1 game, he needs to average 256.6 yards per game. If he misses 2 games, he needs to average 276.3 yards per game.
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Ever seen corn on a bat? Here’s your chance to own it.
We are giving away a custom Field of Dreams corn themed bat! Repost and reply for a chance to win!
ALT A corn-themed bat that features kernels and butter with the MLB logo on it. No purchase necessary. Enter by 11:59 p.m. ET on 9/19/26. Rules: atmlb.com/sweepstakesrules
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The Vikings kick off 2026 in a massive way against the Green Bay Packers.
RT for a chance to win Jordan Addison’s 2026 @Topps auto.
Must be following @tlschwerz and @realmnsportsfan to be eligible.
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Todd Beamer was the passenger on United Airlines Flight 93 who rallied fellow passengers to fight back against the 9/11 hijackers with the phrase "Let's roll" and stopped it from reaching Washington, DC.
This is his daughter, Morgan, who was born 4 months after his death and went on to play women's soccer at his alma mater, Wheaton College.
Imagine how proud he would be. 🇺🇸 #neverforget
ALT #911remembrance #september11 #911 #america
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This dude is hysterical. He’s eating at every Chinese buffet he can until he gets food poisoning. Something tells me today might be the day. 😆🤢
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🚨Paul Saladino warns LED exposure could be a health crisis on the scale of asbestos:
"These lights quite possibly are killing you."
"When we use LED light on mice, we can watch the mitochondria generally go downhill."
"We can't see the flickering, but our brain, our eyes, and our nervous system can perceive it, and it's very activating to our nervous system in a negative way.
"It can cause eye strain, headaches, migraines, anxiety."
"You'll see a slow-motion video of this and it really drives it home how crazy it is that we're sitting under these lights all day long."
@paulsaladinomd
@hubermanlab
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Awful crash in Tennessee on I-65N @ MM 105. Northbound lanes are closed. Additional images below.
Lord, have mercy.
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🚨NEW: A cold-blooded killer stuffed his kidnapped victim into the trunk, then drove straight into a police stop in Chino Hills..
With deputies surrounding the car, the suspect calmly walked back, opened the trunk, and executed the helples man right in front of them.
Sirens blaring. Cops watching. The victim trapped in the dark, thinking help had arrived only to hear the shots that ended his life.
The killer showed zero fear and zero mercy. He finished the job in front of the law, then got taken down in a hail of bullets
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What a pathetic weasel, indeed! Dude cause pain and suffering on an unprecedented scale, destroyed careers and reputations, mocked anyone who questioned tHe sCiEncE™, and made a fortune in the process, but refuses to talk about it?!? Lock him up and throw away the key!
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"Here I am sitting in front of you six years later, saying: Who the FUCK do you think you were to do that?
It is a total disgrace what you did to this country."
About time someone told Fauci off like this.
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IT'S CONFIRMED: Senator Paul has nearly GUARANTEED that Fauci will not have a good nights sleep for the foreseeable future:
"Because you refuse to answer, citing a privilege that is unsupported because of your pardon, and after being denied to do so, this committee has scheduled a vote next week on a res- on a resolution certifying your contempt.