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Might not be the best, just know I plan to be. I refuse to let the suckers win, but that's just the man in me. I gotta go to work.
You know those days when you’re feeling good, music is playing in your head, when you walk into rooms like a boss, it’s one of those days.
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See, I'm sittin' here chillin' with this Roley on my arm. What I paid for it, it should have come with an alarm. I gotta go to work.
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Think you figured it out, but you don't have a clue. Think you on top of the world, but the world on top of you. I gotta go to work.
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Replying to @OmarKelly
@OmarKelly he will settle for 3 yard checkdowns and 8 yard stare downs before he goes for 12 yard overthrow. #LifewithTanne
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Replying to @OmarKelly
@OmarKelly can he read a defense? Serious question? Doubled here and no position
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Marriage is a lot like Lucky Charms...
Sure there's more of the other shit than marshmallows...
But...You're in it for the marshmallows.
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Seth Rogen wants to take you to prom, even if you're a grown man (also, there might be weed) trib.al/xpYfYpX
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Cardinals get their 1st postseason go-ahead HR in 7th inning or later since ... yesterday (Kolten Wong)
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Woke up this morning thinking... I'm a Sooner Born, I'm a Sooner Bred,
and when I die I'll be a Sooner Dead!
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A thousandaire, with the dreams of mils. Spend grands at the mall, yeah, just for the thrills. I gotta go to work.
















