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Unprofessional cyclist | he/him | proud owner of 12 uci points | war on cars | quantum mechanics stole my social life

Boulder, Co
Joined April 2012
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An elite team of Internet athletes is being airdropped into your neighborhood to seize all your KOMs
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Absolutely bricked up rn. And by bricked up, I mean I left my spaghetti in the colander too long and now it’s building material
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WOW NOW THE OLYMPICS MOCK THE ASCENSION? WHEN WILL THIS PERSECUTION END??
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all the coconuts are falling into place
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They putting algae into a contraption
A green alga cell can swim 100 microns per second. Scientists put little baskets on a wheel. As algae became trapped, they pushed and spun the wheel around.
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Wake up babe, new adhd trap just dropped
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POV there are no French riders in the breakaway on Quatorze Juillet #TDF2024
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Every day in the summer there are people bike-packing through Switzerland and we should all live in seething jealousy of them
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Galibier descent
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Let me open the door.
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People using Jupyter notebooks
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Ciclismo jΓ‘ foi pura galhofa
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Insane how these guys are apex predators but become essentially inoperable once placed onto their back in a shallow bowl
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she said ✨ ᡃᡃᡃᡃᡃʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ ✨
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language is so beautiful
yo con los microplΓ‘sticos de sus cojones xitter.cf/Zabortx0/status/179803…
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Everyone in Europe has a fucking fit on. I miss dudes with the same t shirt and shorts they’ve had since middle school
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