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JACS ASAPs
Joined December 2021
Fuck ICE, fuck Trump, fuck Musk, and fuck you if you voted for this
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patent pending
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*performatively* Skyler is the most compelling character in the series
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Say what you want about Elon Musk - he’s always pushing the limits and finding new and innovative ways to kill Tesla drivers, and I think that’s something we can all appreciate regardless of politics.
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When the air bnb has 5 salt shakers and expired popcorn kernels in the cupboard
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I gotta hand wash this or I'll be charged the 120$ popcorn machine cleaning fee
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JACS rss feed has pictures again???
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Congrats to the American Chemical Society for doing something the community likes for once
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Limiting cars to a maximum speed of 80 mph would save thousands of lives with no drawbacks BUT it would make the worst people in America very mad
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Because of their excessive CloudFlare use, the company ScienceDirect is now rebranding as ScienceDetour
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I'm being subjected to dozens of AI generated clip art. Folders being magnified, folders with shields, folders going through a metal detector
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Getting blackout drunk with my friend, the guy from momento. We're getting matching 'who is sandy loam' tattoos
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From a stage in Vegas, James Hetfield boldly announces that unlike artists like Hayley Williams, Rage Against the Machine, Macklemore, Dave Matthews, U2, Olivia Rodrigo, @Metallica stands for nothing and is only there to entertain ageing stockbrokers, dentists, and bank managers.
“Metallica is not here like some other entertainers to influence you with their bullshit” - James Hetfield showing true leadership this weekend! Great to see a musician willing to resist the current thing mob. 🤘
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Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
Shane Gillis apologizes during SNL goodnights following F-bomb during second live sketch
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I'm not a biochemist but let's try this again. No goggles, untied hair fell into the plate (!!), they're wearing face masks instead of using the safety cabinet, the Eurofins quote for 1 year is because you're a small account, what you said about "target organism verification"
We built an 8000 sqft. high-throughput wet-lab in 30 days, to solve molecular discovery - starting with pesticides. Most teams in drug-discovery don’t receive target-organism verification until clinical trials. Pesticides allow us to rapidly validate our model in the target organism directly. With the help of our high-throughput lab, we were able to generate compounds that killed a $13 billion pest, the Fall Armyworm. We believe that the bitter lesson is coming for biology.
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makes no sense to me, and finally, it's trivial to make a chemical that will kill a bug. Most of the chemicals I make probably kill fall army worms too lmao
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