Writer & Comedian | He/Him | Words in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @weeklyhumorist & more | I hope these tweets find you well

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2014
rats! tricked again!!!!! in @WeeklyHumorist with @JacksonTell getting outright lied to left and right weeklyhumorist.com/im-susan-…
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Meet a sustainable clothing company that operates on the principle of E.F.W.B.: Eco Friends with Benefits. “Because when you’re friends with the environment, we benefit.” nyer.cm/aVCXcmp
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"I am looking for someone — anyone —to purchase my biggest mistake, my most brutal nightmare, the godless creation of my worst impulses: my 4-bed, 3-bath, 37-moving-bookcase home." mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-…
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help my tamagotchi keeps demanding a $15 minimum wage & only wants to talk about climate change what do I do!! he’s super grouchy too 😟
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It’s the 1996 National Tree Lighting Ceremony with Patti LaBelle and Her Cue Card Guy
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THREAD: So...Newsom appointed @AlexPadilla4CA to be our next Senator. We were part of a campaign pushing for a progressive appointment. Part of that campaign was sending prospective candidates questionnaires, and Padilla (well, a surrogate), filled his out Here's what we got:
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.@CAgovernor @GavinNewsom needs to hear from you! We need him to appoint a Senator that will protect Californians. That means a Candidate that will end drilling, pass a Green New Deal and Homes Guarantee, and Reimagine Public Safety. SIGN THE PETITION: tinyurl.com/SunriseCASen
Help us pressure Gov. Newsom to appoint a progressive by joining us in a twitterstorm today, 10-12 PST! Toolkit attached ✨ #CASen #WeCantWait #Housing4All docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Ken Klippenstein
@kenklippenstein3 Dec 2020
We’re all in this together! Glad to be a part of the Oil and Gas Climate Initiative – working collaboratively toward solutions to mitigate the risks of climate change. @OGCInews
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The audacity of Shell asking YOU what YOU’RE willing to do to reduce emissions. 🙄 They’re showing you RIGHT HERE how the suggestion that indiv choices - not systems - are a main driver of climate change is a fossil fuel talking point. Yes, make good choices. Reign in FF corps.
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Drop off your ballot if you haven't mailed it yet.
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It’s actually AOC plus 115 because that’s how many House and Senate members have cosponsored the most ambitious climate legislation in American history.
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The whole conversation about the GND “killing jobs” is a fossil fuel lobbyist talking point that neglects the fact that MILLIONS more jobs stand to be created by investing in building a national grid, installing millions of solar panels, wind turbines, new infrastructure, etc.
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In LA's March primary, there were massive lines at the polls on Election Day. Some people in our district waited as long as four hours! The good news: you can avoid the lines. Vote early and use the rest of your day however you want! nithyaforthecity.com/vote
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Ok cool, but lets talk about this
We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.
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Soar, Loser
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When a door can hit the high notes in Toxic better than you can
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what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century
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