Writer & Comedian | He/Him | Words in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @weeklyhumorist & more | I hope these tweets find you well

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2014
rats! tricked again!!!!! in @WeeklyHumorist with @JacksonTell getting outright lied to left and right weeklyhumorist.com/im-susan-…
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Meet a sustainable clothing company that operates on the principle of E.F.W.B.: Eco Friends with Benefits. “Because when you’re friends with the environment, we benefit.” nyer.cm/aVCXcmp
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What a wonderful end of the year surprise to be included as one of #McSweeneysHiddenGemsof2021. Thank you @crmonks! Hope everyone has a new year full of joy, humor, and firmly planted bookcases!
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Most people don’t know that a 200 meter IM is butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke and comedy writing. But @madeline_goetz and I do! Check out our latest in @PointsinCase !
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station. (by Madeline Goetz and Jack Sentell) pointsincase.com/lists/10-wa…
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Congrats @kunalnabar and @eksharp3000!!! Nobody writes a better puzzle than these two
Really excited to have my first published puzzle out in the USA Today! Feeling very lucky to have co-constructed with @eksharp3000 and worked with @e_a_rly. Check it out if you have some time!
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jack sentell retweeted
"I am looking for someone — anyone —to purchase my biggest mistake, my most brutal nightmare, the godless creation of my worst impulses: my 4-bed, 3-bath, 37-moving-bookcase home." mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-…
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So excited to be published in @mcsweeneys today! Come explore the magic (and horrors) of moving bookcases with @madeline_goetz and me...
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Every week I choose not to post a new tweet is really just me embracing my inner Lorde & Rihanna
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help my tamagotchi keeps demanding a $15 minimum wage & only wants to talk about climate change what do I do!! he’s super grouchy too 😟
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So jealous of all these politicians who got front row tickets to a Lady Gaga concert
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“It’s not you, it’s me.” - My reflection, gaining sentience
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CA friends! If you’re a registered Democrat you can vote in ADEM elections. Delegates from these elections represent their district and help influence the direction of the CA Democratic Party. Deadline to register to vote in these elections is TONIGHT!!! It only takes a min! ⬇️
🗳 #ADEM ELECTION - VOTE REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS TONIGHT 11:59PM ? 🗳 👉 to register: adem.cadem.org 👉To learn more: adems2021.vote/ad50
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It’s the 1996 National Tree Lighting Ceremony with Patti LaBelle and Her Cue Card Guy
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THREAD: So...Newsom appointed @AlexPadilla4CA to be our next Senator. We were part of a campaign pushing for a progressive appointment. Part of that campaign was sending prospective candidates questionnaires, and Padilla (well, a surrogate), filled his out Here's what we got:
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It’s the 1996 National Tree Lighting Ceremony with Patti LaBelle and Her Cue Card Guy
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