
Writer & Comedian | He/Him | Words in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @weeklyhumorist & more | I hope these tweets find you well
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rats! tricked again!!!!! in @WeeklyHumorist with @JacksonTell getting outright lied to left and right weeklyhumorist.com/im-susan-…
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Meet a sustainable clothing company that operates on the principle of E.F.W.B.: Eco Friends with Benefits. “Because when you’re friends with the environment, we benefit.”
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Beyond excited to be in the @newyorkerhumor today with @madeline_goetz and @ngocbbuii !!
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What a wonderful end of the year surprise to be included as one of #McSweeneysHiddenGemsof2021. Thank you @crmonks! Hope everyone has a new year full of joy, humor, and firmly planted bookcases!
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Penguins, Paparazzi, Vegan Steakhouses - all this and more in my latest piece with @madeline_goetz! Big thanks to @symposeummag for including us in issue three. We’re thrilled!
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in @mcsweeneys today with @_chase_____ with a warning against being TOO friendly to ducks! guard your bread and your heart mcsweeneys.net/articles/do-n…
Most people don’t know that a 200 meter IM is butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke and comedy writing. But @madeline_goetz and I do! Check out our latest in @PointsinCase !
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station. (by Madeline Goetz and Jack Sentell)
pointsincase.com/lists/10-wa…
Congrats @kunalnabar and @eksharp3000!!! Nobody writes a better puzzle than these two
Really excited to have my first published puzzle out in the USA Today! Feeling very lucky to have co-constructed with @eksharp3000 and worked with @e_a_rly. Check it out if you have some time!
Jinkies! If I’m not mistaken, @madeline_goetz and I have a new piece in @SlackjawHumor today!
SCOOBY-DOO: Rounds like a mystery!
(by Jack Sentell & Madeline Goetz)
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"I am looking for someone — anyone —to purchase my biggest mistake, my most brutal nightmare, the godless creation of my worst impulses: my 4-bed, 3-bath, 37-moving-bookcase home."
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So excited to be published in @mcsweeneys today! Come explore the magic (and horrors) of moving bookcases with @madeline_goetz and me...
"I am looking for someone — anyone —to purchase my biggest mistake, my most brutal nightmare, the godless creation of my worst impulses: my 4-bed, 3-bath, 37-moving-bookcase home."
mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-…
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help my tamagotchi keeps demanding a $15 minimum wage & only wants to talk about climate change what do I do!! he’s super grouchy too 😟
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It’s the 1996 National Tree Lighting Ceremony with Patti LaBelle and Her Cue Card Guy
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THREAD: So...Newsom appointed @AlexPadilla4CA to be our next Senator.
We were part of a campaign pushing for a progressive appointment. Part of that campaign was sending prospective candidates questionnaires, and Padilla (well, a surrogate), filled his out
Here's what we got:













